Friday, March 15, 2024

How Much You Got On You?

Show Him The Money Door

March 15, 2024

With all his legal fees and penalties piling up faster than the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, and needing anyone, anywhere to cover his expenses (since he is not as “really rich” as he believes and/or lies he is) one would be remiss in not wondering who will be the new owners of demented, deranged, disgraced, twice-impeached, four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president Donald Trump. Considering most of the properties that have his name plastered on them – most of which Trump does not own – are frantically removing the Trump stain from their facades, what’s next? Might some enterprising scumbag buy the name outright? Perhaps Donald will soon be unable to use his own surname.

Dumb Donald may soon need a whole lot more financial aid since he continues to defame E. Jean Carroll on a regular basis. There is a much-greater-than-zero chance that Carroll and her attorneys are at this very moment putting their ducks in a row for the purpose of bringing yet another defamation suit against Rapey McFuckface. And since the first one ended in a $5 million award to Carroll and the second ballooned to $83.3 million, one must assume that the next award will have to be substantially larger than those preceding it in yet another (likely-to-fail) attempt to stop Der Furor from repeating his offense over and over and over again.

The Dave Clark Five - Over And Over

So who are the rubes, besides Trump’s pitiable (not really) cult members – who between them probably could not cover just the E. Jean Carroll penalties (so far) let alone the massive $450-million-and-counting coming due to the state of New York – are going to cough up the big bucks (which they must know they are unlikely to ever see again)? They are probably not rubes so much as gamblers hoping to own a president. So who? Elon Musk, Vladimir Putin, Viktor Orbán? Or maybe George Soros.

I. Mangrey ruminating.

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