Question For The Day – He’s Really Rich?

Trump: The World’s Poorest Rich Man

March 22, 2024

The deadline for Trump to cough up nearly half a billion dollars as bond (if Trump ever was a billionaire, he won’t be for long) – if he plans to appeal – or to cover the penalty put on him in the civil case he lost in New York State – if he gives up the ghost – is three days hence. If the world’s fakest billionaire doesn’t make good in one of these ways, the state of New York can begin the process of seizing Trump’s assets – raid his bank accounts, seize properties (like Trump Tower), exhume ex-wife Ivana’s golf-course-coffin to look for hidden cash (and stolen classified documents), search under all his couch cushions, and/or turn him upside-down and shake any cash out of his pockets.

Trump, who last year testified during a deposition that he easily had $450 million in cash, and that it was increasing by the minute, suddenly can't scratch up enough to cover the $450-plus million he will owe the state of New York after he loses his baseless appeal after being used to mop the floor by NY Attorney General Letitia James for bank fraud, tax fraud, etc. Apparently, Trump’s fake massive fortune is mostly monopoly money, which it turns out is not legal tender.

Not including more than $1000K/day interest and massive legal fees

For some odd reason no one wants to front him the money. Thirty bond companies have already turned down the self-described "king of debt." The man who bankrupted six casinos – you know the places where people flock for the express purpose of throwing leaving their money there. The man most of whose businesses either went bust or ended up being disbanded by lawsuits. I wonder why I don't wonder why no one wants to give or loan him large sums of money.

Hey, at least he still has his good looks

Don't be surprised though when one of the richest men in the world, who has been Trump's benefactor and idol, comes to the rescue and asks for nothing in return...I mean everything in return. That would be good old Vladimir Putin. Or maybe Jared Kushner’s buddy Mohammed bin Bonesaw Al Saud. Or will someone else step up to buy the number-two spot on Trump's ticket?

Oh, and did I mention that Trump’s loyal suckers are running out of money to send their billionaire savior? Or that many Ratpublican mega-donors are jumping ship and helping Joe Biden raise money?

So it looks like Deadbeat Donald will have to find new sources of funding.

Today's question is:

Did Trump mention he’s really rich?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.
With a side of schadenfreude.