Fun Fact For The Day - SOTU Edition

Re-Butthead

March 9, 2024

During his third and probably not final State of The Union address, Sleepy Joe “Dark Brandon” Biden began the process of fileting his rematch opponent Mumbles Trump. Trump’s fake lead in the polls is about to disintegrate now that voters can no longer pretend that there might be different candidates vying in November. Biden’s hour-plus-long speech was on point, energetic and a solid boot-to-the-groin to Joe’s opponent even though that name was never spoken aloud. When one is talking about a Putin-licking, ex-president who remains a major threat to democracy and America, there is very little room for confusion to set in.

Façade Speaker of the House MAGA Mike Johnson spent the first segment of Biden’s speech nodding like a damaged bobble-head. Not sure why he was nodding at so many things he either hated or loved but voted against out of misplaced fealty to his overlard Donald Trump.

Apparently, Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito and Amy Clowny Barrett were too busy servicing their sugar daddies to attend, though their other six colleagues did show up.

Flaming Pile Of Britt

The (as usual) bizarre response from the Fascist/Trump Party was ham-fistedly delivered by freshman Sen. Katie Britt, rising star from the great state of embryo/children Alabama. Britt delivered her alarmingly bipolar rebuttal (with overtones of Hannibal Lecter) – giddy one moment, teary-eyed the next, angry the next, at times all three simultaneously (we hope she gets back on her meds asap) – from her kitchen.

Britt, seen here briefly stuck between farcically exaggerated facial settings

And didn’t Al Franken lose his Senate seat for doing this with his hands?

We are still awaiting independent verification of reports that she was barefoot. It is believed that while she was not pregnant, she did in fact have a freezer filled with babies, presumably in embryo form. Britt certainly would have been better off delivering her whatever-the-fuck-that-was in vitro.

As a result of Britt’s incomparable performance, this rising star just went supernova, which while it sounds like a wild and wonderful thing (just like West Virginia) is not really a happy moment in the life of a star.

At least Britt was not wearing a MAGA hat. Unlike some people we know. Masochistically looking at you Manic Marge.

EmptyG seen here, flouting Congress' dress code, mouth akimbo, 

making the usual ass of herself at another Biden SOTU

Where are those fucking Jewish space lasers when you need them?

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