Schmuck Of The Day

Fukkas Gonna Fuck Us

March 8, 2024

As he slithers out the door, mega-rat-fucker Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Trump’s Rectum), makes one last (hopefully) disgraceful, cowardly, anti-America move before he leaves his position as leader of the shameful, horribly disfigured party he lost control of to an ignorant, criminal narcissist, a rapist and insurrectionist the likes of which this country has rarely seen. The “man” who said for all the world to hear and see, that “There is no question, none, that…Trump is practically and morally responsible provoking for the events” of January 6, 2021. McConnell voted to let the traitorous MAGAt off the impeachment hook instead of holding him to account for his depredations.

This pathetic, sniveling shitbag is blaming it on the voters, “It is abundantly clear that former President Trump has earned the requisite support of Republican voters to be our nominee for President of the United States.” What the fuck does that mean? Just because the Fascist/Trump Party faithful are too stupid, too ignorant, too willing to dive empty-head-first into the fascist end of the pool, does not mean that you, as a grown adult must choose your now-barely-recognizable political party over what one marginally believes is your country.

  

The pusillanimous putz from Kentucky added, “It should come as no surprise that as nominee, he will have my support.” He’s got that right. No surprise that he leaves us with his pointy tail between his legs, slithering because his spine and soul are no more. Oh, and the man Trump described as “a broken down hack politician” is no longer in possession of his balls. Trump has those hanging above the buffet at Mor-on Lago.

courtesy of Late Night with Stephen Colbert

I will offer this with all due respect*, and I would be happy to assist you in any way possible since this would not be an easy maneuver for anyone, especially someone of your age – GO FUCK YOURSELF.

And stop doing it to America.

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*which is to say none whatsoever

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Flaccid Dick Of The Day. 

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