January 31, 2025
The Blamer-in-chief
is back on the job. Nothing bad is ever his fault. Just ask him. He ran to
pretend to be in charge of everything. Promising to be “a dictator on day one”.
Turns out days two through eleven as well. So far. With no sign of stopping.
And on his watch –
shortly after he pulled funding for just about every fucking thing – a terrible
crash involving a commercial flight and an Army Blackhawk helicopter left dozens
of civilians and three members of the military dead. On Don’s watch.
Two days after his
inauguration, Don disbanded the aviation Safety Advisory Committee. Six days after
that the absurd, and very possibly illegal buyout demand was sent to countless
federal employees in service to ridding the government of anyone not ruthlessly
loyal to Dictator Don. One day after that, we have the first major U.S.
commercial plane crash in 16 years.
On Don’s watch. The
fuck starts there.
There was no head of the FAA in place because co-president fElon Mush forced him to resign on Inauguration Day. The reason? For doing his job and holding Mush’s SpaceX accountable for safety violations after a SpaceX Starship exploded in midflight three days before Don's inauguration. At least we know Mush's priorities for our nation. We are all SpaceX now.
Also, air traffic control is understaffed. On Don’s watch.
Thursday’s San
Francisco Chronicle reported that beginning this weekend, the San Carlos
Airport, which lies along the final approach to San Francisco International
Airport (SFO), will no longer have anyone manning its control tower. The
resignations came after the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) reassigned
controllers' contracts to a company that pays less.
Airport manager
Gretchen Kelly has asked the FAA
for additional staffing help for the San Carlos control tower, but her request
was refused. On Don’s “watch”. Watch out.
What, you think it’s
easy figuring out where to find the money for all those tax cuts for the already
obscenely rich (the only actual policy concern of the party formerly known as Republican)?
Don the Blamer eventually,
begrudgingly and with all the affect of a threadbare area rug, read a statement
pretending to have feelings for those who perished and the loved ones they left
behind.
Then he got to the
real message. DEI! Diversity hiring. Blaming the presence of women, LGBTQ+ and people of color. Naturally,
he blamed Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg. Don will blame anyone and everyone for
everything and anything that does not make him look good. And there’s plenty of
that to go around. With lots more to come. He will blame everyone except for
the one who deserves the blame – the disgusting, disheveled dirtbag facing him in
his unfortunate mirror every fucking day. If mirrors could scream.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
burgeoning rage.
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