January 25, 2025
Unlike some people now living in the White House we know, I am willing to admit when I’m wrong. We’re nearly six days into Don’s second term and I was sure that he would have destroyed the economy, invaded Ukraine, Mexico, Panama, Greenland, Canada and possibly Denmark, deported tens-of-millions of immigrants (or just any old brown people) and had the Constitution declared a banned book by now. It seems everything is going to be okay after all.
Besides, I’m sure
Don is going to take things slow and think things through if he plans on
getting reelected. And he does.
Fascist/Trump Party Rep. Andy Ogles of the not-really-that-great-if-we’re-being-honest state
of Tennessee (who will surely be pardoned for whatever it was that caused the
FBI (have they been deleted yet?) to seize his cell phone) has drafted an amendment
to the 22nd Amendment that would allow Don (but not Bill Clinton, George
WTF Bush or Barack Obama) to serve at least one more term. Because fascism.
Also,
here comes the Bird Flu and who better to handle a global pandemic – especially
now since we won’t have to worry about Anthony Fauci fucking everything up by attacking us with science and such now
that Don has revoked Fauci’s security detail. Now we are in the capable hands
of fElon Musk, Dr. Ooze and RF’ingK, Jr. As long as we only have to rely on
their hands and not their brains we should be fine.
I’m going
to celebrate our good fortune with a good stiff drink or five...
Although, there’s always tomorrow.
Theoretically.
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