Don’s Manifest Density

Free At Last, Free At Last, Trump's Fucking Felons Are Free At Last

January 24, 2025

Everyone knows Trump is a blithering idiot. Denser than a neutron star. Who else would feel the need to tell everyone how smart they were (because their uncle taught at MIT) all the time?

Don has released his Army of Asscracks, pardoned on day one with the stroke of a Sharpie. He should have quit at stroke. Don pardoned more than 1500 of his cultists, many of whom committed violent crimes in Don’s name. Some had long criminal rap sheets. Some were gun nuts in militias waiting for an excuse to wave their otherwise unused dicks around and prove their teeth. Others were just stupid enough to listen to the most criminal, dishonest, destructive creature in American political history, who was simply using these schmucks as ammunition to propel his Big Lie. 

One of them, probably a member of the latter demographic, Jacob Chansley (who called himself the Q Shaman) was the horn-hatted homunculus who stormed the Capitol, wailed like a dyspeptic water buffalo, was convicted after pleading guilty on charges of obstructing an official proceeding, and wanted to be served macrobiotic meals in prison. This buffoon is back on the streets and posted this after being released on an undeserving public by the convicted felon/president...

Chansley believes he is descended from Buddha and Jesus. Perfectly normal. His current cult leader of course believes he is God. That might be why he didn’t feel like bothering to put his hand on the Bible.

As an aside, can you imagine the hours, days, weeks, months and years that would be devoted by Trump’s media whores to absolute apoplexy if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had dared disrespect the entire 5000-year-old universe with such flagrant disregard for the undying Christianity of this nation under God (since the 1950s).

Other freshly-pardoned violent felons are now pledging to exact revenge on those who dared to apply the rule of law to their crimes against the United States. Former members of the January 6 Select Committee are already receiving death threats. One of Don’s pardonees was almost immediately arrested on gun charges.

You may recall that most of this criminal activity appeared on video. Many of these sociopaths recorded their own actions for all to see. Some posted their exploits on social media. They are all criminals, but they are anything but criminal geniuses.

Don’s army of rabid rubes is planning to achieve what the Taliban and ISIS have failed at miserably, despite considerable efforts over many years – death to America. One big difference, did the Taliban ever beat police officers with American flags? I don’t think so. Did ISIS ever literally vandalize our Capitol in an attempt to kidnap and/or kill members of Congress, or hang the vice president? Not that I can recall.

Who needs what Don called “Biden migrant crime” – which does not exist – when we have much more violent, with the added benefit of being much more heavily armed, trained and traitorous, Trump domestic-born crime? Which absolutely does exist and now enjoys the protection of our conmander-in-chief and the Supreme Court he rode in on.

Likely before they strike again, Don is planning to invite his Army of Asscracks to the White House. Rumor has it that the doors will be locked and Don’s special guests will be invited to make their way inside as they did the Capitol when they were not invited.

I’m sure this will all blow over in a hundred years or so.

I. Mangrey watching, waiting, wincing.