Thought For The Day – Make It Stop

It’s Gonna Get Worse Before It Gets Much Worse

January 18, 2025

By now you have probably heard of Der Furor’s undying desire to own Greenland, allegedly for the United States, but one cannot help but imagine that he wants it for himself, which is how he thinks about everything and anything. It should all be his. Though his new owner, Elon Murk might have something to say about that. You just know Trump wants to put his name on it and run it into the ground.

Trump insisted to reporters that he was prepared to annex Poland…I mean Greenland, and when asked directly he would not rule out the use of military force (or maybe a Sharpie). And there’s no reason to think he won’t do the same for our immediate neighbor to the north, which Trump has repeatedly mewled should be our 51st state. “You get rid of that artificially drawn line…” someone should tell the man who won’t listen to anyone that those lines that don’t actually exist in nature (something else with which Trump has no familiarity) are called groceries…I mean borders. And what about those giant letters across the middle of the country? Does Trump want to get rid of those as well? This could get ugly. Is that what he’s hoping to do with Greenland? 

Maybe Trump could at least offer Canada a partnership. You know, like either Amerada or Canadica. Or he could shut the fuck up and twiddle his thumbs and toes while they come to take him away. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time. And we’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats, when they’re coming to take him away, ha haaaaa.

But wait…there’s more.

After Trump conquers Greenland and Canada, he has his eye on. Mexico. he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. Of course everyone knows he’s really planning on calling it the Gulf of Trump .

And in case you thought there was a shred of humanity within a thousand yards of this psychopath, here’s Trump’s choice for his official fuckface…I mean photo:

Looks a lot like his mugshot

This looks more like something you’d see on a most wanted list. Which when you think of it, actually makes perfect sense.

I only laugh when it hurts.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.