Full of Chrump

Colbert, Comey and Come-On-Already

Midnight in America
May 9, 2017

Just so we are clear, Stephen Colbert is being investigated for making a rude joke – very late at night after all the young children have gone to bed, but the old, cranky children are up searching for off-color jokes that clash with their pathetic sensitivities and so-called sensibilities, about which they will complain to the authorities. Meanwhile, Mike Flynn’s lying, possible treason and who-knows-what-else, is being coddled by the so-called president and the attorney general (who lied under oath during his confirmation hearing). Add to this, the fact that then-president Barack Obama warned Chrump – on November 10, 2016 – not to hire Mike Flynn, who Obama hired and then fired, for being annoying…and, oh yeah, insane.

In addition to Obama’s in-person warning, then-Acting Attorney General Sally Yates, just before getting the boot from Hair Chrump, also warned the Chrump White House that Flynn was a major security risk and should not be given high-level security clearance due to the fact that the Russians had leverage over the guy Obama hired, fired and warned Chrump not to hire. Despite Chrump’s attempt at tampering with the Senate hearing, Yates made mincemeat out of the Republican’t meatheads. Yates testified, “You don’t want the National Security Advisor to be in a position where the Russians have leverage over him.” Sally Yates told the White House counsel – one week into the alt-president’s term – that Mike Flynn could potentially be “blackmailed by the Russians.” Who knew? Sally Yates, that’s who. And she immediately told the White House. So, we know what the president knew and when he knew it. What we do not know is when he stopped knowing it. In any event there is no surprise in learning that Chrump ignored vital information coming to him via a black man and a woman. Naturally Chrump continues to blame Obama for the whole thing, and continues to call Flynn a “good man”.

How many fingers can Chrump give America?

 

We Don’t Have Dick Nixon To Kick Around Anymore,
We’ve Got Something More Kickable

Today’s big news might be Chrump’s latest Richard Nixon impersonation. Taking a play out of the Watergate cover-up playbook, Der Furor has fired FBI Director James Comey. In the lead-up to the election-that-ended-democracy-in-America, Comey was the goose that laid Chrump’s golden egg, but then Comey pretended that he did not sabotage Clinton’s campaign and the very, very thin-skinned Chrump felt betrayed. Comey also angered The Orange Gas Cloud at least in part, one assumes, because he failed to “Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!” There is one other possible reason for Comey’s demise, the fact that Comey was heading up the investigation that will – hopefully no sooner than September 2018 – bring a fitting end to the Chrump Era. There was no plausible reason offered, so my recommendation is for an immediate and wholly irresponsible tsunami of wild, if not borderline hallucinatory speculation. The White Orange House could not be reached for comment. Keep your eyes on Twitter for official word.

Next, Chrump will attempt to fire the evidence and the facts while the cry for a special prosecutor-to-be-fired-later wages on, forestalling the inevitable, disgraceful, hilarious, well-deserved, humiliating, yet depressingly unsatisfying impeachment and/or graceless exit of the worst president, not just of America, but of possibly, I think, the entire world. Not even a very good brain or all the best words in the world will save El Chrumpo from his fate. And nothing will save America from whatever Medieval Mike Pence has been hiding up his Taliban-like sleeve.

James Comey makes it three highly placed Justice Department officials Chrump has axed because they were investigating dozens of people closely associated with Chrump, many of whom are part of his inner circle and probably Chrump personally for inappropriate relations with Russians. First was Preet Bharara (U.S. Attorney from New York, was overseeing investigations into Russian money laundering, Fux News and Turkish corruption - probably involving Mike Flynn), followed by Sally Yates, who is currently back to bite Chrump and Senate Republican't foolish enough to attempt to discredit her. These stupid white men just do not seem to get that they cannot hold a candle to the women trying to hold them accountable. And if not for Comey, Hillary Clinton would be eating all of their lunches every day until they all went scurrying for cover like cockroaches when the light is switched on. 

I. Mangrey reporting.