Chrump Gets Flynnched

They Are All Russians Now

Moscow on the Potomac
March 18, 2017

Chrump doing due dilligence and extreme vetting on Mike Flynn (left)

The number of white men on Chrump's team with significant, long-standing ties to Russia is astounding, and one white woman who had to turn down a position due to extensive plagiarizing over many years, is now working for Russian-backed Ukrainian concerns. Remember when Sarah Palin went apeshit over Obama "palling around with terrorists" for knowing someone who was a militant anti-Vietnam War activist when Obama was a child?

Chrump and everyone around him may or may not have known (Just kidding, it is almost certain that they did know.) that Michael Flynn was operating as an agent for a foreign government (Turkey) before appointing him National Security Advisor (NSA) with its high level security clearance. Flynn was working for the Turkish government while simultaneously advising Chrump’s transition team. Boy oh boy, that is some incredibly extreme vetting going on in Chrump World. It is not like half of Team Chrump was playing footsie with the Russians; it is like they were French kissing them with the fervent hope of steamy sex later that same evening.

Lock us up! Lock us up! Lock us up!

We will have to wait to see about who did not know what it was that they knew, and exactly when they realized they did not know what they knew, thereby knowing for the first and/or second time; and then, when did they stop knowing it relative to everyone else finally learning about it? It appears that Flynn himself only recently learned that he had been a foreign agent, because he has suddenly lawyered up in anticipation of many people finding this to be problematic. Who knew that the NSA was not supposed to be working for a foreign government? Flynn of course had earlier been removed from his post as head of the Defense Intelligence Agency, essentially for his stunning lack of intelligence and his addiction to insane conspiracy theories, which his colleagues referred to as “Flynn Facts.” And that is not an alternative version of the truth. This really happened in real reality. New non-Flynn Facts are bound to emerge in the coming days, weeks and months. To quote Dear Leader, “I think you’re going to find some very interesting items coming to the forefront over the next two weeks.”

Chrump hard at work

As the American public processes or ignores this latest example of criminal activity and treason within the most amateurish, ignorant and anti-democratic administration in our nation’s history, and the media trips over itself trying to decide whether or not the Conspiracy-theorist-in-chief is becoming more presidential (Spoiler Alert: HE IS NOT and HE WILL NOT) (EVER), we only have Hall of Fame racist and Chrump lover Jeff Sessions to sort through this felonious-looking behavior and protect America. With every passing day, it becomes clearer that Chrump and his team have no familiarity with, nor the faintest wisp of interest in the Constitution, nor any interest in doing the actual work of governing – other than taking every last penny away from social programs, science programs and programs that protect the public from being poisoned, ripped off or caused to be dead. Many people are saying that this is problematic.

Alt The President’s Men

In the meantime, the Chrump regime has purged all 46 Obama administration-appointed U.S. Attorneys – who they imagine might be saboteurs. And as we are learning day after day, if Chrump imagines something then it must be true, and we all must find a way to deal with his alt-reality. The most high-profile victim of Chrump’s (and/or Bannon’s) latest episode of As The President Turns is Preet Bharara, who in November Chrump had specifically asked to stay on.

These U.S. Attorneys were, to the interested observer, fired for being suspected of possibly considering to some day sabotage Chrump by leaking information the public about the dangers Hair Chrump poses to our republic. These U.S. Attorneys were apparently the WMD of justice. To be fair, anyone who is beholden to the law and pre-Chrumpian reality is a threat to Chrump, considering what is being done at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and thereabouts. Chrump needs no help with sabotage. He and his flying monkeys are without equal in their unceasing attempts at self-immolation. Republican’ts of course have never breathed a word, and continue to brandish their selective amnesia of all the IEDs/political operatives left in place – and still there in many cases – by good old Dick Cheney when he slithered out of Washington, DC to monitor his continuing metastasis within our government, from Wyoming.

 

For the record, Preet Bharara, U.S. Attorney from New York, was overseeing investigations into Russian money laundering, Fux News, Turkish corruption and Dinesh D’Souza – right-wing nut-job embroiled in campaign finance fraud charges. Chrump Tower is was also in Bharara’s jurisdiction. I am sure there was a very good reason for getting rid of him, beside the fact that Chrump thought he was an Arab and a Muslim. Rep. Elijah Cummings worries that Bharara was fired because he was a skilled, no-holds-barred litigator. Bharara has been, to coin a phrase, draining the swamp. This has Chrump worried since Bharara could end up handling the investigations into Chrump’s myriad illegal activities. According to a former federal prosecutor, “Whether you're a Republican or Democrat he's been an equal opportunist when it comes to rooting out corruption." It has also come to light that Bharara prosecuted several…you guessed it…Russians acting as spies, and has been banned from entering Russia. We cannot have that kind of riffraff running amok as a federal prosecutor at a time such as this. A felonious narcissist with no concept of democracy, government or work needs a little breathing room. Such a great man should be able to pick his own judge when he stands trial and the chance of doing serious jail time for destroying America, don’t you think?

What it looks like, is that Bharara was too close to too many inconvenient truths. So Chrump fired the entire lot abruptly and without any thought to replacing these federal prosecutors in his daily unprecedented move. Did we just see a mass firing to camouflage the removal of one particular “really bad dude”? And by bad dude I mean someone who could put a major hurting on The Don by applying fake justice. His own personal Really Bad Dude. Bharara was asked to resign but refused, necessitating a way to get him out without raising any suspicion. Perhaps the fake press will take notice.

I. Mangrey reporting. Do not judge me.