March 15, 2017
The Ides of April are nigh. When children and alt-presidents
go to bed all atwitter with visions of loopholes dancing through their heads,
or their wherevers. The Ides of April are nigh, but not that nigh. So why is Chrump
already so obsessed with taxes? Why is he tweeting his fool head off and taxing
our very sanity? Maybe he is trying to beat the Tax Day Twitter rush. Or
perhaps it is because someone (probably Chrump) leaked two pages of his 2005
taxes – you know, the tip of the tax return iceberg he promised to release at
the “appropriate time”. Then the White House verified that the documents were authentic.
Then the Fake President pretended he was not the leaker and called the tax pages “fake news”. Maybe that was what set him
off this time.
Pretty sure Chrump heard of
this reporter, David Cay Johnston,
who has been documenting his bullshit for 30 years
who has been documenting his bullshit for 30 years
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