Mor-on-Lago, FL
March 8, 2017
Although Der Furor insists he “will be proven right” about
having his “wires tapped” by Barack Obama, he is not talking about anymore. Many
people are saying that he is being strategically sedated and is receiving
regular Novocain injections in his thumbs and possibly his skull over the last
few days. But how did his most recent tweeting frenzy erupt?
Real sources close to Precedent Chrump are saying that Baby
Donny left for Mor-on-Lago at the end of his work-week (He still thinks being a
pathetically failed president is just another Monday to Friday gig – not that
he ever had one of those.) in a very bad frame of mind…even for him. He was
very upset that his brain-damaged minions were unable to control the whole
Russia fiasco, allowing reality to rain all over his imagined parade on the
heels of passing his first reading test earlier in the week. After all, his
speech was by far too many accounts a roaring success. This is apparently
because over the course of an entire hour he used his big boy voice and did not
once pull out his pecker and urinate all over Congress. Quite an accomplishment
and not something that was expected.
When the orange bile finally rose to the surface, all he
could do was barf out a bunch of unhinged tweets at six in the morning – his
forte – like the rantings of an out-of-control child who got his hands on
daddy’s phone to tweeted his blind rage. The Conspiracy-theorist-in-chief
accused President Barack Obama of personally wiretapping his golden phone at
Chrump Tower in New York, during the presidential campaign. The former Director
of National Intelligence said definitively that no such tap was ever executed.
Even the FBI has asked the Department of Justice to immediately and publicly
refute Chrump’s insane accusations.
Many people are saying that Chrump saw a story on Breitbart
Conspiracy Theory News, went ballistic, and tweeted his unvarnished (putting it
mildly), mentally deficient reaction. Alternative real sources say that Chrump
had a mini-stroke and had no (as opposed to the usual barely perceivable) idea
who or where he was – lucky bastard – but was able to spit out an early-morning
series of deranged 140-character rants before slipping into what is being
described as a fairly brief coma, during which his staff was able to wrest his
phone away for safe keeping. Only time will tell how long they can keep Der
Furor from demanding they return his weapon of choice. I say – Let him have it.
This know-nothing knucklehead thinks that since he ran his
campaign on locking up his opponent, everyone else in a position of authority
is a similarly morally bankrupt NIXON
fascist. The new administration NIXON
continues to stonewall any investigation NIXON of Russia’s involvement in hacking the DNC NIXON and possibly the election NIXON. Does this remind you of
anyone? Not to mention the apparent connections between any number of Chrump’s
inner circle, including Chrump himself, and ill-intentioned Russian operatives.
Instead, Chrump is apoplectic about investigating the imaginary wiretap Obama
placed on his phone.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Mad in USA
I agree. Let him hang himself. At some point, either Congreff or We the People will declare: ENOUGH!
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