Nepotism, DC
March 30, 2017
March 30, 2017
Don Chrump is officially putting his sleazy son-in-law in
charge of overhauling the federal government. Der Furor is tasking the 36 year
old Kushner with this job so he can “apply my ‘ahead of schedule, under budget’
mentality to the government” in service of putting together a what is being
heralded as great and excellent “SWAT team” to “fix the government with
business ideas”. Though as you may know, or simply be assuming based on far too
much past experience, Chrump’s “ahead of schedule, under budget mentality”, as
with every other word that spills out of his face sphincter, is nothing more
than a lie. Nonetheless, the first son-in-law carries with him the baggage…I
mean reputation of having the business skills to rival his wife’s not-so-secret
admirer/father; that is, he is in a world of debt – a world-class loser with a
well-crafted façade and a fraud/celebrity for a father-in-law.
Upper class twits: Oliver, Jared and Simon
Many people are saying they have high hopes for the greedy
and all-around-ethically-challenged Kushner as he heads the Office of American
Innovation. Some Americans are excited by the prospect of possibly seeing some,
if not all, of the Kremlin loyalists have less of a strangle-hold on the White
House.
“We should have excellence in government,” Kushner told the
Post on Sunday. “The government should be run like a great American company.
Our hope is that we can achieve successes and efficiencies for our customers,
who are the citizens.” Or if that does not pan out, make an epic fortune off of
the American taxpayer, whether they wanted this miserable little turd anywhere
near the White House or not.
Young Jared will not be able to embark on his vital new
mission just yet, first he must prepare to testify about his connections to the
same Russian ambassador who had also been lip-locked with Michael Flynn (Remember
him? He seems poised to be Chrump’s John Dean) and Jeff Sessions and most of
the alt-president’s men. Kushner apparently need not worry about his conflict
of Chinese interests…yet.
America As Golf Widow
His father-in-law – the Conflict-of-interest-in-chief – will
of course be very busy golfing and/or hanging out at various properties that
bear his name. That would be the man who told millions of gullible (or
something) Americans, “I have the greatest stuff and you know what? I love
golf. But if I were in the White House, I don’t think I’d ever see Turnberry
again. I don’t think I’d ever see Doral again. I own Doral in Miami. I don’t
think I’d ever see many of the places I have. I don’t think I’d ever see
anything, I just want to stay in the White House and work my ass off and make
great deals, right? Who’s gonna leave?” Chrump has made 13 trips to his own golf
courses in his nine weeks as the…well, you know. In Chrump’s defense, those
nine weeks do feel like an eternity.
When does he start working his ass
off?
From any angle, still a big fat ass
Chrump golfs so often Fux News presented a News Flash
because he was actually working and not golfing. Except that he was in fact
golfing at that very moment. Quelle surprise. So, when we are looking at Chrump’s
first 100 days, do we count the golf days? It could take a year to get 100
working days from the Orange Gas Cloud.
Once Mr. Ivanka gets his ass in gear he will be in charge of
managing the dispute with Mexico over the Great Great Wall of Chrump and
brokering Middle East peace. Naturally, the boy has absolutely no experience in
either government or foreign affairs. Obviously the best man for the job in a
Chrump administration.
In the event that putting his inexperienced and clueless
son-in-law in such a critical position did not display sufficient conflict of
interest and nepotism, Chrump is also bringing into the White House the
daughter of his dreams. Ivanka, bless her heart, is taking an unpaid position
doing who-knows-what. With her almost infinite lack of knowledge, skill,
understanding or gravitas, Ivanka should be a perfect fit for daddy’s
administration. Unnamed sources inside the White House say that her primary job
will be to keep Dear Old Dad from grabbing too much pussy, tweeting between the
hours of 2:00am and 6:00am, swallowing his own bullshit tongue, and blowing
up the world without warning anyone because someone was mean to him.
I. Mangrey reporting. Workin’ hard and doin’ swell.
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