Alabama’s Crucial Racist for Senate

More on Moron Moore

December 10, 2017

Chrump goes from stumping for multiply-accused child molester and virulent racist Roy Moore to the opening of the Civil Rights Museum in Mississippi. There, he read aloud a series of words he did not understand about things he knew nothing, "The Civil Rights Museum records the oppression, cruelty, and injustice inflicted on the African-American community, the fight to end slavery, to break down Jim Crow, to end segregation, to gain the right to vote, and to achieve the sacred birthright of equality.” He then wandered briefly off-script adding,” That's big stuff, that's big stuff. Those are very big phrases, very big words." (actual quote)

Up for grabs is the senate seat formerly held by current racist/US Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. Chrump’s dream candidate (whom he opposed in the primary), Roy Moore, thinks that homosexuality should be a crime, that Muslims should not be allowed to hold government office, and tried to keep school segregation language in Alabama’s state constitution. Moore was removed twice from his post as Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court for ignoring the US Constitution and the Supreme Court of the United States. Moore recently said that the country was much better off during slavery times. Seriously. He did. The gun-toting racist who rode his horse to the polls is running against the Democratic candidate from the 21^st Century, Doug Jones, who made his name successfully prosecuting two KKK members (and not the very fine ones) for the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing that killed four black girls. Jones also got an indictment against the 1998 Olympic Park Bomber. Jones has not been removed from his position even once.

Chrump says Jones is “soft on crime.” Chrump, who is soft in the head, and is the head of the global Chrump Crime Family, has a very different definition of crime than the rest of us. Chrump also has a different definition of sexual assault, or at least his supporters do, or at least they do when Donald is involved.

Chrump was also recorded on video saying of a 10-year-old girl he passed on an escalator, “I'm going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?” In another instance, Chrump asked a girl her age, and when she said she was 14, Trump replied, “Wow! Just think—in a couple of years I’ll be dating you.” This guy really needs to steer clear of escalators and little girls. And Russia, and Twitter, and the White House, and the planet Earth.

These incidents were a few years before Chrump upped his game by walking in on naked teen beauty pageant contestants, and then owning the Miss Universe pageant, where presumably he could more easily stalk naked women with impunity. It is easy to see why Chrump is fond of Roy Moore. Look for the two of them to be double-dating at the sock hop once Moore is a senator.

Chrump spoke under condition of anonymity to his mirror; fortunately Obama had the whole thing recorded, “I like Roy Moore a lot, though he only has nine women accusing him of sexual bad stuff. I have, like, 16 or 20 or whatever. I’m sure Roy will do better once he’s in the Senate house. I look forward to working closely with Roy Moore, who thank God – and I am a big fan of God – believe me, is not a liberal, soft-on-crime Democrat. Roy Moore is not soft on crime. He is soft on law. And laws can be very, very dangerous. That I can tell you. Some laws are fake laws and some crimes are very good crimes. We need a man like Roy Moore, who knows how to treat a female impersonator, to stand up for Donald Chrump and his Make America Grope Again agenda.”

Even if you do not live in Alabama, get down there and vote. According to Chrump it happens all the time. I imagine busses are leaving every hour from wherever you are.  

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL), Moore’s potential senate colleague said, “The state of Alabama deserves better.” That remains to be seen.

I. Mangrey regurgitating.