Special Election Day 2017

Final Thoughts on The Lead-up to The Big Alabama Senate Racist

Thankfully Nowhere Near, Alabama
December 12, 2017

Judge Roy Moore decided to hide his lying, child molesting face for the final week of his bid to be the next racist senator from Alabama. He refused to debate his opponent at any time during the campaign, and stopped talking to the press. That is, with one incredible exception. Moore came out of hiding to do one last interview and make his final appeal to the worst instincts of Alabamians and Republican’ts everywhere.

It is assumed everyone is painfully aware that Roy Moore is best known for his, shall we say, fondness for very young girls over the years. So, I will not bring that up here. The one exception Moore made after having gone underground for the home stretch of the campaign was an interview with conservative darling Millie March. What makes Ms. March such an interesting choice to do this very special interview is not the fact that she was flown in on the Chrump campaign’s dime from Virginia. Not even close. What makes Millie March stand out like a 32-year-old assistant district attorney at a dance recital for 14-year-old girls (like the one at which Moore first met his future wife), is the fact that Millie March is 12 years old.

Moore sits down with another 12-year-old. At least he doesn’t
need to have his wife there to keep him out of trouble?

One assumes that Moore was simply trying to show the Alabama voters that he could have a civil exchange with a pre-teen without trying to get her dress off. Not even one time. One wonders if Moore knows that the voting age is 18.

The question now, is not whether Alabamians will vote for a racist, anti-Constitution, pro-slavery, pedophile, the question is exactly how many of them will vote for a racist, anti-Constitution, pro-slavery, pedophile. Many people are hoping that number will be not enough. Moore says the outcome is not up to the voters, but is up to “God’s will”. Just to be sure that God would look favorably upon Moore, his wife made a final plea last night: “Fake news would tell you that we don’t care for Jews…One of our attorneys is a Jew. We have very close friends that are Jewish, and rabbis, we also do fellowship with them.” That’s right folks. You can never go wrong with the some-of-my-best-friends-are-Jews gambit, especially, one assumes, in Alabama. And, just to make sure all the bases were covered, Kayla Moore added the pièce de résistance, “We have many friends that are black and we also fellowship with them in church and in our home.” That ought to do the trick, though with Chrump in the White House it seems obvious that God has given up at this point and is very likely off somewhere creating an entire new universe. Hopefully, she has learned from the horrible mistakes she made this time around.

Now get out there and vote you crazy Alabamians.

I. Mangrey recounting.