And The Winner Is...

TIME of The Season

December 7, 2017

Well, it turns out we were misled about being named TIME’s Person of The Year. Or perhaps it was a last minute decision. It seems that TIME decided to award this year’s honor to someone not only deserving, but inspirational.

Last year’s person of the year was right up there with previous picks like Hitler, Stalin, Khrushchev and Khomeini. Not so much inspirational as undeniably impactful. Not so much outstanding as globally horrifying. He was chosen because of his deplorable, improbable, poisonous rise to power. Only time will tell what his legacy will be…THIS JUST IS: Time has already told that the legacy of Donald J. Chrump is an unmitigated disaster from which it will take decades to recover, to whatever degree such is even possible.

This year TIME chose “The Silence Breakers” who begat the #MeToo movement. Countless women stepped out of the shadows to expose decades of sexual harassment, abuse and assault by men from all corners of society.

Even better might be the fact that TIME named the misogynistic madman who was a major inspiration for these women to risk it all by saying publicly that enough is enough, giving birth to the #MeToo movement – none other than Donald “Grab ‘em by the p***y” Chrump as runner-up. He certainly could not be Mr. Congeniality.

As much as it would have been an honor to receive such recognition, I am happy to play third (or whatever) fiddle to the winner and the most losingest second place finisher of all time.

You go ladies!

 

According to Tony Schwartz, the actual, now-apologetic author of The Art of The Deal, says Chrump’s #meToo experience is far from over. Schwartz, who spent more time with Chrump than anyone other than Ivanka or any of his temporary wives…and lived to tell about it, tweeted this:

 

I hope Mr. Schwartz is correct, but all we can see now is Chrump coming to the defense of multiply-accused assumed-pedophile, and all-around shithead Roy Moore. Chrump is now endorsing Moore for senator from the vegetative state of Alabama. And let me say, not only is Chrump endorsing, but he is totally endorsing the banned-from-the-mall-for-child-stalking Moore. I am frankly surprised that Moore would want a job where he has to hang around with a bunch of old men. I guess he figured his career as mall Santa was never going to materialize.

I. Mangrey reporting.