An Idiot On A Fool’s Errand

Who's Gonna Pay For The Wall?  America.

January 4, 2019

Donald Chrump, fresh off his holiday home-alone adventure, summoned Democratic congressional leaders to the Situation Room (presumably to show he was super serious) to repeat his pathetic, ridiculous demand for $5B for his ridiculous, pathetic cement wall.  Democrats explained their plan to at least temporarily fund the government, including border security. 

WTF  This is not photoshopped. 
Just pathetic little Donny at his fake summit earlier this week. 
With his “menacing” poster intended to intimidate Democrats?
It did not work.  WTF

During the negotiations, Schumer repeatedly asked Chrump why he opposed that approach.  Unsurprisingly, the Orange Gas Cloud had no answer.  Eventually, after Schumer asked the Child-in-chief a third time why he would not accept the offer, Chrump finally responded, “I would look foolish if I did that.”

Really?  This is what you worry will make you look foolish?  I know you have a mirror.  Have you seen your "hair"?  Have you heard a single word you've said over the past two years?  Have you ever had a chance to read any of your tweets?  What happened to your very, very large uh-brain?  Are your brain spurs are acting up again?  Did it ooze out while you were sleeping again? 

Does This “Hair” Make Me Look Stupid?

 

But seriously, you’re suddenly worried about looking foolish?  Do you even know what 'foolish' means?  Did you know there's a picture of you in the dictionary next to the word?  Of course not, that would involve reading something other than one of your tweets.  But, there is a picture of you there, so it might be worth checking out.  Maybe Ivanka can sit on your lap and read it to you.  

In the inimitable words of Dick Cheney, “Go fuck yourself.”

I. Mangrey reporting.