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Let He Who is Without Brains Cast the First Stone

January 25, 2019

Chrump is so crazed at this point that he is threatening himself.  In his desperation, Der Furor is calling for Michael Cohen’s father-in-law Fima Shusterman, to be investigated.  Chrump is hoping that by intimidating Cohen, otherwise known as witness tampering, which lawyer types consider to be a criminal act, his long-time attorney/fixer will get cold feet and not testify to the House Oversight Committee.  For now, Chrump’s brilliant strategy is working, as Cohen has backed out of his scheduled appearance before the committee, citing threats against his family from his former boss.  Unfortunately for Chrump, the Senate Intelligence Committee is now planning to subpoena Cohen, and apparently subpoenas trump witness tampering – even in Chrumpworld.

“Mueller should be looking closely at Cohen’s father-in-law, who is a big criminal…
and I should know – I did a lot of business with him for a long time.”

 

Even more unfortunately for Chrump, is the fact that he himself is probably up to his tan-lined eyeballs in the very criminal activities of which he is accusing Cohen’s father-in-law, who is well known to authorities.  Shusterman has a criminal record, having pleaded guilty to money-laundering-related charges, and is allegedly connected to organized crime in Russia and Ukraine.  It is likely that Chrump is connected to these organized criminals as well.  In fact, it quite possible that Chrump has been involved with Shusterman for quite some time, and that Cohen only got the Chrump gig as a result of his father-in-law.  Cohen, and presumably Chrump, denies this, so chances are good that it is true.  It is also possible that Cohen has thrown himself under the bus to keep Shusterman out of the slammer.

So, Chrump is so fucking stupid, and so focused on trashing Cohen, that he has seemingly forgotten that dredging up Shusterman’s dirty dealing will likely unearth some serious slime on the Orange Gas Cloud himself.  People think that Chrump knows what he has and has not done.  There is no actual evidence of this.  Either way, it is getting increasingly difficult for Chrump to keep track of his endless lies.  No one has ever been able to keep track of his boundless stupidity.  Donald Chrump has his head so far up his ass that he can only peek at the outside world through his very, very stuffed-up nose.

At this point, the trail of Chrump’s breadcrumbs Mueller has been following is a five-course banquet.  Let us hope Mr. Mueller still has a healthy appetite.  We have an illegitimate president/vice-president/administration that is more responsive to Russian oligarchs and Vladimir Putin than they are to the United States of America.

The Man With the Nixon Tattoo

Speaking of crumbs, long-time political miscreant, flamboyant big-mouth, and long-time associate of Donald Chrump, Roger Stone was indicted and arrested today.  Stone, a one-time Nixon slimeball, business associate of Paul Manafort, and first public, then secret advisor to candidate Chrump, and self-described "dirty trickster", was all the way up Chrump’s ass during the campaign, and up to his own eyeballs in Russian meddling with the 2016 election.  He was charged with witness tampering, obstruction of justice and false statements about his interactions related to the release by WikiLeaks of hacked emails during the 2016 presidential election. Some of Stone’s false statements were made to the House intelligence committee, according to the indictment.

The White House insists Stone’s arrest is part of the “greatest witch hunt in the history of our country” and has nothing whatsoever to do with Chrump.  Stone was released on $250K bond, though he is considered a blight risk.

I. Mangrey reporting.  This could (and should) get interesting.