Donald Chrump - Giving America The Business

He Is Not Merely Morally Bankrupt

January 3, 2019

He told us he was a great businessman.  The best.  He told us over and over and over what a great deal maker he was.  And how rich he was.  And smart?  Don’t get me started.  That, like Chrump, is a no-brainer.

He did not talk about his unique ability to bankrupt casinos.  He did mention that he was “the king of debt.”  As if that was an attribute.  Another great example of how unfit this yahoo is for anything, and apparently just one more reason for millions of idiots to vote for him for the highest office in the land.  Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

“After I won, obviously, I didn’t do business (one of his almost 8,000 lies).  In theory I could run my business perfectly (another lie) and then run the country perfectly (blatant lie). There's never been a case like this (that’s for fucking sure).” November 22, 2016

 “But when I run for President, that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to do business.  I was doing a lot of different things when I was running [several of them even legal].” November 29, 2018

The Godless Un-father makes America an offer he doesn’t understand

Analysts report that many farmers were already producing beyond demand before Chrump escalated the trade war with China.  The rate of bankruptcies among farms is rising steeply in the upper Midwest due to falling revenues from corn, soybeans, milk and other products.  Mark Miedtke, president of Citizens State Bank in Hayfield, MN said, "We’re waiting for the tariff problem to go away.”  The tariff problem can be summed up in two words: Donald Chrump.  So, I guess we are all waiting for the tariff problem to go away.  Chrump’s tariff tantrum has exacerbated an already bad situation.  I guess you have to go with your strengths.

Chrump predictably fired off a series of reckless tweets berating and threatening General Motors after they announced layoffs and plant closings late in 2018.  The company's stock lurched downward by more than two percent in response to Chrump’s idiotic, irresponsible, electronic brain farts.

No one knows for certain how many times Chrump whined about his big, beautiful wall meant to keep all the Mexican criminals, rapists and small children from entering the United States.  There is even less certainty regarding how many times he and his mindless minions chanted that Mexico would pay for the wall.  One now must assume that by Mexico, Chrump meant the American tax payers.  Does he also think all Americans are criminals and rapists?  Chrump’s latest effort to get Mexico to pay for the wall was to shut down the federal government.  As part of this ingenious plan, Chrump threatened to shut down our southern border.  CBSNews estimated that closing the border would cost up to $1B a day.  All this because Prezident No-Brainer wanted $5B to fund the wall-that-hardly-anyone-wants-that-Mexico-is-going-to-pay-for.

“Are these wall swatches beautiful or what?”

Many people are saying that Chrump thought he was shutting down the Mexican government.  “If they don’t pay for the wall, I will shut the government down.  As president of the world, I can do many things that most people don’t know about.  No one knows more about these things than Chrump.  It is time to pay for this very important wall – which I am now referring to as ‘love curtains’, by the way – before it’s too late.  We are making a lot of money on this shutdown…I know I am.”  When Chrump realized he was shutting down the U.S. government he said, “Well, most of the federal workers who are affected by this excellent shutdown are either Mexicans or Democrats anyway, so what’s the big deal anyway?  Besides, none of this is my fault anyway, so why should it bother me?”

Der Furor, as he makes clear every few minutes, does not believe in climate change because he “can’t see it.”  A recent government (of which Republican’ts control all three branches) report said that climate change will cost the U.S. economy hundreds of billions of dollars by the end of the century, damaging everything from human health to infrastructure and agricultural production.  And, no one is better at losing billions of dollars than the self-proclaimed King of Debt, Donald Chrump.  Not to be bullied by a bunch of scientists and facts, the Chrump White House dismissed the (Republican’t majority Congress’) congressionally mandated reported as inaccurate.

No Parking

In a fitting metaphor, our nation’s national parks are coming to mirror the Chrump administration.  Thanks to the Chrump shutdown, human feces, overflowing garbage, illegal off-roading and other damaging behavior in fragile areas are beginning to devastate some of America’s iconic national parks, as Chrump's wall-or-nothing shutdown did not bother to close the greatly understaffed parks.  As if the damage inflicted by Chrump’s disgraced, scandal-soaked now-ex-Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, was not horrific enough. 

Needless to say, and therefore necessary to repeat over and over to Chrump supporters, addressing the global climate crisis is a win-win for business, workers and the American economy.  So, no surprise Chrump is dead set against doing anything.

By the way, if the Democrats are smart, they will immediately rebrand “climate change” as “climate crisis.”  Republican’ts learned that renaming things – like replacing “estate tax” with “death tax” – changed the public perception.  Unlike Republican’t attempts at conning the public with fake wording, ‘climate crisis’ has the possible advantage of being more accurate.  It is time to turn the tables and try to make it easier for all the stupid Americans to take this seriously.

“Whose house is this house?  Where did it come from?
Who gets to keep it? No one knows.”

For some reason, our fake prezident has stopped talking about the Stock Market.  Could the reason be that we just had the worst December since the Great Depression?  Maybe that is what Chrump meant by making America Great Again – another Great Depression – the greatest.  If anyone can do it, Chrump is the guy.  He already has most Americans greatly depressed.  There is no doubt he can do the same for the American economy. 

“My pockets are the fullest of anyone’s.”

I. Mangrey repulsed.