Fraught For The Day

State Of The Unhinged

January 16, 2019

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has decided to exercise her authority in a unique manner.  Citing security issues resulting from the Ever Widening, Disgustingly Disgraceful Chrump Shutdown, Pelosi has disinvited the qresident from delivering the State of the Union address in person unless Chrump and McConnell end this pathetic tableau forthwith. 

Changing the SOTU to a STFU is a particularly good idea at this time considering the fact that Chrump’s personal Duke of Darkness Stephen Miller was in the White House attic drafting a speech that blames the Democrats for Chrump’s shutdown.

The Speaker told reporters, “He can make it from the Oval Office if he wants.”  Pelosi also granted that Der Furor might present it in writing – as was customary up until the presidency of Woodrow Wilson.  Now they are done in front of a joint session of Congress on national television, but seriously, who the hell wants to look at this bloated cheese puff for more than 30 painful seconds at a time anyway.  Pelosi probably did not say, “It would be just as well if Mr. Chrump parked himself on his toilet and tweeted the damn thing if you ask me.  It’s not like he has anything constructive to say.  He’ll probably try to blame Democrats for the shutdown he told America he would proudly own and not blame us for, because it would be so beautiful…like his dumbass wall.”

“Either you stop your shutdown or you can just stay in your room, mister.”

 

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