January 6, 2019
I am not a big Pelosi fan, but I have no doubt that she is
one tough customer. I must admit to
being impressed watching her interact with El Chrumpo. I look forward to watching her (with any
luck, literally) grab him by his shriveled little balls. To paraphrase candidate Donald Chrump, “When
you’re Speaker of the House, they let you do it. You can do anything.” Chrump is a coward and a weakling (and those
are his best traits) and has no idea how to deal with a woman, other than
grabbing them by the whatever. Pelosi
will screw him every which way, including Sunday, and Donny will not be able to
throw $130K at her to keep her quiet. And
Pelosi will not throw $5B at Chrump so he can build his giant penis…I mean,
wall – or however he is trying to brand it today.
It is no surprise that talk of impeachment is
escalating. After all, Donald Chrump is
not only still qresident, but he is still Donald Fucking Chrump. Every second of every day, more and more
people find this intolerable. There are
very few remedies for cutting a presidency short. One is the 25th Amendment – added after
JFK’s shortened tenure. The other is the
only one sanctioned by the founders – impeachment.
Natural causes led to the early exit of
several presidents. Abraham Lincoln,
James A. Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy each had his time in
office shortened by somewhat less natural means. Although, in today’s America, nothing is more
natural than being shot to death.
Freshman Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) recounted a conversation
with her son. “When your son looks at
you and says, Mama, look, you won, bullies don't win, and I said baby, they
don't, because we are going to go in there and impeach the motherfucker.
For his part, Chrump simply cannot understand what the
problem is. The problem is, Chrump
simply cannot understand…well, anything.
Yale Psychiatry Professor Bandy X. Lee, who has long argued that Trump’s
behavior is pathological, had this to say about our deranged “leader”, “but even the president has the right to
treatment by law, and the nature of mental pathology is that the sicker one is,
the less likely one is to recognize that anything is wrong and will avoid
testing and treatment at all cost.”
Not only that, but Mr. potty-mouth was simply aghast at
Tlaib’s tone (I kid you not), “I thought her comments were disgraceful. This is
a person that I don’t know. I assume she’s new.
I think she dishonored herself, and I think she dishonored her family…I thought
it was highly disrespectful to the United States of America.” Puleeeeeze.
Meanwhile…
Thanks to the Chrump Shutdown many federal workers are on
day 14 without pay. Ironically, hundreds
of senior Chrump political appointees are poised to receive annual raises of
about $10,000 a year. These raises are
set to take effect today, unless legislation stops it. Need some more irony? The shutdown short-circuited a continuance of
the 2013 pay freeze, thereby allowing the pay hike for cabinet secretaries,
deputy secretaries, top administrators and even Vice Enabler Mike Pence. Heroic homunculus Pence bravely offered to
forego his pay raise during the shutdown.
I assume he will still collect his old paycheck without batting a barely
pigmented eyelid. Some 800,000 other
federal employees are not afforded such an option.
Chrump invited Democrats to another wall-or-nothing tantrum,
where, according to Chuck Schumer, he said he would “keep the government closed
for a very long period of time – months or even years,” if he does not get his
precious wall. Later, Chrump proudly
admitted to saying that, adding, “I’m very proud…I don’t call it a
shutdown.” One assumes he is giving
himself an A+
for his powerful shutdown performance.
And Finally…
Chrump opened yesterday’s tantrum with Congressional leaders
with a 15-minute profanity-laced tirade. The Tiny-brained-wiper-of-other-people’s-bottoms-in-chief
said he prefers not to call it a shutdown, he wants to call it a “strike”. I will keep my profanities to a minimum, and I
prefer not to call him a president, I want to call him a schmuck. What a senseless waste of human life.
I. Mangrey recoiling.
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