August 9, 2019
Well, here we are again, winding down another great holiday
season, and the culmination of the celebration of the obliteration of the Nixon
cancer on our nation. Though that was
long ago, it is not far away. I can
still smell it in the air, right here, right now. We seemed to be in remission, but survival is
by no means certain with this latest relapse.
Hatred, division, racism and intentional ignorance are metastasizing at
breakneck speed. Fascist chants, racist
tweets, Chrump-inspired mass shootings.
Moscow Mitch McConnell having his way with all three branches of
government.
At least Nixon, if only for a moment,
took responsibility for his actions, even if it was without clearly admitting
it was all his idea. Donald Chrump will
never, not for one single nanosecond, come close to admitting any wrongdoing. Honesty, integrity, self-reflection are
traits absent from Chrump DNA. Not one
of them has any of these abilities. It
is entirely possible that Don, Sr. is incapable of understanding that laws also
apply to him and his Chrump crime family.
The point is moot, he needs the boot.
All this Chrump shit is making
me feel old(er)
Before we bring you the latest stanzas of this hallowed
verse, please enjoy last year’s offering.
2018
Well, you got that covered.
How about treason? Collusion/conspiracy? Obstruction of justice? Racism/fascism?
I was not sure I had it in me at this point, but I have managed to
add a few new verses for 2018. I don’t
think it can be considered post-traumatic while the horror persists, but I have
no doubt that many of us have a clinically significant stress disorder at this
very moment. I look forward to the day
when it can be truly post-traumatic. For
now, I hope I am able to bring a little distraction your way on this lovely
Resignation Day(s), and every day.
Enjoy!
Lock her up, drain the swamp, I won, build the wall
He screams and he tweets, he hates us all.
Though he loves his Nazis and supremacists white
And watches himself on TV ev’ry night.
He screams and he tweets, he hates us all.
Though he loves his Nazis and supremacists white
And watches himself on TV ev’ry night.
The people’s true enemy, that Electoral College,
Gave us Bush and then Chrump, two goons with no knowledge,
Of democracy, Constitution or language,
Less at home with working than swinging a sand wedge.
Gave us Bush and then Chrump, two goons with no knowledge,
Of democracy, Constitution or language,
Less at home with working than swinging a sand wedge.
Chrump’s brain is so bad, his words so much worse,
We hope against hope that Bob Mueller’s his curse.
When he finally goes down, wants to take us all with him
Chrump cares about nothing but his toxic nar’sism.
We hope against hope that Bob Mueller’s his curse.
When he finally goes down, wants to take us all with him
Chrump cares about nothing but his toxic nar’sism.
He bashes the media, though than him no one’s faker
We need him to just go and jump in a lake…Er,
I meant for a swim not to drown, that’s no shit.
Such talk is illegal, unless the president does it.
We need him to just go and jump in a lake…Er,
I meant for a swim not to drown, that’s no shit.
Such talk is illegal, unless the president does it.
Impeachment, resigning once more fill the air,
Now dash away blob with your FAKE orange “hair”,
This Chrump works for Putin, and amplifies hate,
He’s racist, he’s fascist; ain’t America great?
Now dash away blob with your FAKE orange “hair”,
This Chrump works for Putin, and amplifies hate,
He’s racist, he’s fascist; ain’t America great?
Though mostly Chrump’s tweeting and golfing galore,
He’s doing great damage, let’s show him the door.
Fake “hair”, phony color, his face sphincter speaks,
Let’s vote like we mean it and be rid of this freak.
Let’s vote like we mean it and be rid of this freak.
Colluding, conspiring, with Russia, oh no!
Won’t tell his own people what he said to our foe.
This treasonous cretin makes us all sick and tired,
Let’s pray the next Congress will tell him, “YOU’RE FIRED.”
Won’t tell his own people what he said to our foe.
This treasonous cretin makes us all sick and tired,
Let’s pray the next Congress will tell him, “YOU’RE FIRED.”
And now, without further ado, the latest addition to
‘Twas the night before Resignation
Impeachment in the air once more, how pungent the aroma,
The White House is inhabited by a malignant carcinoma
The Toxic Orange Gas Cloud is mushrooming wildly,
It’s suffocating democracy; and that’s putting it mildly.
The White House is inhabited by a malignant carcinoma
The Toxic Orange Gas Cloud is mushrooming wildly,
It’s suffocating democracy; and that’s putting it mildly.
All Chrump all the time, on the news, Fox and Twitter
The most lyingest, narcissist, most full-of-shitter.
The most lyingest, narcissist, most full-of-shitter.
He claims that his “rhetoric brings people together”
He’s racist, psychotic, and a frequent bed wetter.
He’s racist, psychotic, and a frequent bed wetter.
The best people Chrump promised all sucked, now they’re gone,
We’re left with the C Team, and two of his spawn.
Conspiring, colluding, obstructing our justice,
We’re left with the C Team, and two of his spawn.
Conspiring, colluding, obstructing our justice,
Yet he yells, “It’s a hoax”, doesn’t know what the fuss is.
Manafort and Cohen in jail, Flynn’s on his way
Dozens of Russians indicted, found guilty, hooray!
Still Chrump sides with Russia, not American intel,
Get his taxes, make him testify, what the fuck, what the hell.
Dozens of Russians indicted, found guilty, hooray!
Still Chrump sides with Russia, not American intel,
Get his taxes, make him testify, what the fuck, what the hell.
We heard from The Mueller, in a manner of speaking
He said there were crimes, he said there was sneaking
He all but said, “Congress, it’s time to impeach, ”
He said indicting and punishing was out of his reach.
He said there were crimes, he said there was sneaking
He all but said, “Congress, it’s time to impeach, ”
He said indicting and punishing was out of his reach.
Still helping the Russians help him get re-elected,
With his treason, stealing children from their parents and
torturing them, denying climate crisis, treating international allies like dirt
and generally threatening global stability, we all are infected.
His crimes are innumerable, his racism steady
Impeach The Mother Fucker Already!
From all your unimpeachable sources at Paying Attention: Ed
Venture, I. Mangrey, T. Doff, Allison Wundarland, Ann T. Soshal and our new
intern – Yuno Hoo, we hope you enjoyed Resignation Day(s) 2019. Here’s hoping we can begin a newer better
Resignation Extravaganza starting very soon.
In other words it is time to Make Impeachment Great Again.
Make him resign! Make him
resign! Make him resign!
BONUS
RESIGNATION DAY(S) TREAT
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