Screw The Economy, It’s The Environment, Stupid

I Hate to Have to Keep Bringing This Up

August 30, 2019

“It’s the economy, stupid.”  Bill Clinton campaign mantra, 1992
“It’s the environment, stupid.”  Hopefully, the Democratic campaign mantra, 2020

Chrump’s Environmental Prevention Agency (EPA) is poised to roll back regulations on methane.  Because, what better way to show China who is boss than by making it crystal clear to them that we do not give even a tiny little rabbit poop about their pathetic climate hoax, and pumping more carbon and filth into the atmosphere.  Take that Chairman Mao, or whoever it is that runs that fake country. 

This latest attack on everything Obama comes right after July 2019 became the latest month to become the hottest month on record since we started keeping such records.  Even Exxon, Shell and BP oppose Chrump’s latest roll-backs.  Of course, these Earth-fucking behemoths are mainly concerned that their market for fracking the Earth to death and selling natural gas might be negatively impacted.

But Wait, There’s More

The Chrump Crime Syndicate is rolling back 84 environmental regulations in order to ensure we have as much toxic waste spewed into the air, water and directly into your face, as possible.  Who cares that 67 percent of the American public believe the U.S. should do more to fight the climate crisis, and 56 percent say climate crisis is an emergency.

Chrump told a horrified press conference at the G-7 Summit (after having skipped the climate meeting at the summit and lying about why):

“In a nutshell, I want the cleanest water on earth.*  I want the cleanest air on earth.*  I’m an environmentalist.**  A lot of people don’t understand that.***  I’ve done more environmental impact statements than anybody that’s ever been president or vice president or anything even close to president.  And I think** I know more about the environment than most people.**”
                          Donald J. Trump, August 25, 2019

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Donald Chrump – an amoeba among presidents, the man who has clearly taken the ‘mental’ out of environmental.  And he is doing everything he can to take the environment out behind the barn and shoot it in the back of the head.

Our single-celled president, and spawn

Somewhere, over the (Randy) Rainbow

If Chrump is the second coming of God, this time the Big Guy is skipping right to the Great Flood.

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* He means for himself, of course.
**Bullshit.
***Because it’s an out-and-out lie.

I. Mangrey sweating and choking.  I blame China.                        

                                                             

 

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