King of The Cuckoos

Get Ready to Duck and Cover: Chrump is About to Go Noocular

August 23, 2019

While yelling at reporters about his mission to win his holy trade war with China, Donald Chrump turned his Orange Dye #2 kisser toward the sky (someone apparently told him where people of faith believe God is) and said, “I am the chosen one.” 

One cannot help but wonder who he thinks chose him.  It clearly was not any of the raft of Gods in whom Chrump does not believe.  It is no longer all the farmers and truckers and American consumers his trade war is crushing.  It absolutely was not a significant majority of the American electorate.  But, I digress.

Coming hot on the heels of him re-tweeting some brain-dead conspiracy nut insisting that Chrump was like “the King of Israel” and “the second coming of God”, Donald has become America’s very own Idi Amin.  Or perhaps the second coming of Charles Manson.

A re-tweet from the qresident

Chrump’s brain is going up in flames faster than Brazil’s Amazon rain forest and Siberia (yes, Siberia is on fire), it is melting faster than the Polar Ice Cap and is less predictable than a horde of wild, rabid monkeys hopped up on goofballs. 

“No global warming, no recession and by the way…excuse me, NO COLLUSION.”

It’s not like Chrump was ever a very stable genius or anything, but he is almost completely gone now.  You need not take my word for it, instead enjoy his latest word-expelling lollapalooza: “But we also have to remember, a gun doesn’t pull the trigger, a person does. We have great mental illness.”  Yes, we have great mental illness here in the good old U.S. of A.  Some would say we have the best mental illness, maybe in history.  A large percentage of which currently roams the White House.

Making mental illness great again.

I. Mangrey reporting.