Badge Of Horror

Dead Men Tell No Tales, Dumb Men On The Other Hand…

May 21, 2020

In case you tuned in late, Donald Chrump, possibly due to brain damage resulting from drinking disinfectant, said that “We have more cases than anybody in the world.  But why?  Because we do more testing.  When you test, you have a case.  When you test, you find something is wrong with people.  If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.  They don’t want to write that.  It’s common sense.  So we test much more many, many times.”  Someone must have some how convinced him that this was one of the most imbecilic things anyone has said since some brainless lunatic suggested that people ingest disinfectant to kill the virus.  Chrump’s super-genius attempt to clean up his latest verbal version of taking a dump on the desk in the Oval Office on live television, was claiming that the still rapidly increasing number of dead Americans was actually a “badge of honor” because it meant that we were doing lots of testing.  To be fair, it is unlikely Chrump has any idea what the word “honor” means.  Or maybe he was just being sarcastic.

It has not been proven that Chrump shits on his desk, but
based on what we do know, this cannot be ruled out

To put Chrump’s latest losing battle with his arch enemies thought and language in context, Donald Chrump is a heartless autocrat and a galaxy-class idiot who clearly wants to have the best number of dead Americans on his soon-to-be-useless resume.  And for more context here’s more of the quote, “By the way, you know when you say that we lead in cases, that's because we have more testing than anybody else.*  So when we have a lot of cases, I don't look at that as a bad thing, I look at that as, in a certain respect, as being a good thing because it means our testing is much better.  So I view it as a badge of honor. Really, it's a badge of honor.”  That’s right ladies and gentlemen, President Death sees the almost 100,000 dead Americans – some 60 percent of whom can arguably be traced directly to Chrump’s months-long mishandling of the pandemic according to some research.  These dead people, as we all know, are nothing more than numbers to Chrump, although one fully expects he will accuse all of the people he killed of voting for Joe Biden in November.

Hmmm, wonder what made me think of this song

Death Takes A Holiday…To Break The Law
                                or Further Adventures Of The Best People

Once Chrump pretended to be over his psycho-racist obsession with Barack Obama’s birth certificate, he shifted stripped gears with his psycho-misogynist (mostly psycho) obsession with Hillary Clinton’s mythical emails while she was secretary of state – an obsession he wallows in to this day.  To be sure, even if there was any actual substance to the accusations against Clinton, her behavior falls squarely in the stupid camp rather than the felony camp.  What Chrump will not wallow in for one moment is the less mythical misuse of government employees by his own secretary of state.  Mike Pompeo was apparently under investigation for having aides do his personal errands.  Pompeo also stands accused of hosting clearly political state dinners to enhance his own political future by throwing lavish soirees for celebrities and political operatives to pad his rolodex for a potential senate run.  All of this is of course totally and pathetically illegal and makes Pompeo the Spiro Agnew of secretaries of state.  Hopefully with similar results as regards his political future.

*One of Der Furor’s many oft repeated lies.  We are number 16 globally in terms of tests per 1,000 people.

I. Mangrey reporting.