May 26, 2020
Donald Chrump continues his relentless effort to create
campaign ads for Joe Biden. Ignoring the
pandemic. Suggesting it would be a good
idea to introduce disinfectant into the body to kill the virus he insisted for
months was nothing but a hoax designed to destroy the presidency Chrump himself
had single-handedly strangled nearly to death all on his own. Repeatedly demonstrating his utter disdain
for everyone around him by refusing to wear a mask. Firing any and every inspector general who
might dare to expose any of the almost endless criminal acts committed by
Chrump and his administration. Blurting out
the “fact” that he had been taking hydroxychloroquine for a week or so, despite
all the science indicating the drug not only had no effect on the coronavirus,
but in fact resulted in an increased likelihood of death, “[b]ecause I think it’s
good. I’ve heard a lot of good stories” from people calling him to tell him how
great hydroxychloroquine is. Threatening
to kill the United States Postal Service in order to interfere with mail-in
voting he fears will allow too many people to vote, saying that voting is an
honor, though most elementary school students know voting is in fact a right
and a cornerstone of a democracy – something else Chrump knows nothing about. Preparing to yank 40,000 national guard off their
deployment one day before they are eligible for benefits. Calling 100,000 dead Americans a “badge of
honor” and all but dancing on the graves of our dead by playing golf as he
propels us toward that horrendous milestone on the occasion of Memorial Day weekend.
And those are just the recent ones that
immediately come to mind.
As a result of having to pretend to manage a response to the
deadliest pandemic in one hundred years, Chrump has taken to calling himself a “wartime
president.” That may be true. If it is, then he seems to be at war against people
of color, poor people and the elderly – and he is most definitely winning that
war. It would appear that Chrump is
counting on killing off more of those outside his cult than in it. That may require him to finally start
shooting people on Fifth Avenue…or outside polling places in November.
A Positively Negative Attitude
Chrump also seems unwilling to be outdone by America’s king of
gaffs Joe Biden. There is no question
that Biden is a reliable source of saying stupid shit, but there is simply no justification
for taking Biden to task on this score considering the competition. Refusing to relinquish any ground to his adversary,
Chrump let loose this incredible display of unrivaled idiocy describing his
current COVID-19 status: “I tested very positively in another sense. I tested positively toward negative,
right? So, no I tested perfectly this
morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that’s a way of saying it – positively
toward the negative.” No you fucking
moron, that’s not a way of saying it. Absolutely
no one with even half a brain has ever said it that way. That is yours and yours
alone, because you, sir – and I use that term strictly for literary purposes –
are a brainless fuckwit. But there you
have it folks, you can literally hear what passes for Chrump’s very good brain
melting away in real time.
I could shoot myself in the
head and not lose any votes.
But
please, by all means, please keep up the good work. Keep vomiting out those best words. Everyone knows that it isn’t the order that
matters, it’s just the words. You are
proving this smartly toward the stupid. Believe
me, that’s a way of saying it.
I.
Mangrey rephrasing.
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