May 2, 2020
The only way Donald Chrump could have done any worse at
responding to the virus pandemic would have been if he lined people up on Fifth
Avenue and personally murdered them, which as you may recall was his original
plan.
Or, he could have personally injected 60,000 people with
toxic disinfectants, which as you may recall was his back-up plan.
If these don’t work, he will surely kill us not-so-softly
with his werds:
I dare you to find better words
It is difficult to understand why Chrump is shying away from
taking credit for the biggest personal accomplishment of his hate-filled
presidency, other than the fact that he is much more comfortable taking credit
for things he did not accomplish – like better jobs numbers and the continuing
recovery from the horrific economic debacle of the Bush II years, both of which
resulted from Obama’s work to pull the country out of the garbage heap he
inherited. Instead of owning the fact
that his inactions, and his inactions alone made America’s experience of
COVID-19 so much worse than any other country in the world, Chrump is trying to
pin the blame for all his hard work on everyone else.
Apparently, I spoke too soon. Lackey-in-law Jared Kushner, who is in charge
of withholding critical materials and equipment from states, selling needed supplies
to foreign countries and hijacking shipments arranged by governors, stood in
front of cameras and microphones as the United States death toll approached 60,000
people and said, “This is a great success story, and I think that's really what
needs to be told.” And our death totals — our numbers per million people — are
really very, very strong. The following
day, after the number of American COVID fatalities surpassed 60,000, President
Death told reporters that “our death totals — our numbers per million people —
are really very, very strong. We’re very proud of the job we’ve done.”
Probably should be “American
Addled”
I. Mangrey reporting. It’s a pre-existing condition.
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