May 10, 2020
Dr. Rick Bright is the former director of the Biomedical
Advanced Research and Development Authority.
Bright is a PhD immunologist who lead the authority from 2016 to 2020,
was recently fired for blowing the whistle on Chrump’s insane mishandling of
the COVID-19 pandemic from day one and continuing unabated to this day. Bright’s whistleblower complaint revealed
that Michael Bowen, head of a Ft. Worth-based company – the only major domestic
company making masks – wrote to Health and Human Services on January 23, two
days after the U.S. confirmed its first case of Covid-19. Bowen was already busy making masks for countries
all over the world because of fears they might be desperately needed and wanted
to also supply his home country. HHS essentially
told Bowen to take a hike. Bowen then wrote
to Bright saying, “U.S. mask supply is at imminent risk. Rick, I think we’re in
deep shit.”
I guess Chrump thought he could get away with a few tens of
thousands of deaths - just like he could shoot somebody and not lose any
votes. We should be inundated with
reports about how America’s horrific performance during this pandemic would
have been infinitely less deadly but for the alternative leadership of Donald “Let-The-Hoax-Virus-Wash-Over-Us-And-Drink-Some-Disinfectant”
Chrump. It seems though that he did not
count on all those needless deaths he is personally responsible for causing an
economic meltdown, oh well, win some lose some.
If this performance is not enough to make Chrump – who is inarguably the
worst president in American history – a one-term president, many Americans will
be looking to the coronavirus for help.
The Most Ignorant Man in The
World:
He doesn’t always drink beer, but he’s always an idiot
He doesn’t always drink beer, but he’s always an idiot
Speaking of the coronavirus, the latest hot spot, where all
the best virus catchers are hanging out, is right there in the good old West
Wing. It appears the Chrump team has not
been drinking enough disinfectant. First
Chrump’s valet tested positive, then Pence’s press secretary – who just happens
to be the very lucky and recently conscripted bride of Frankenstein…I mean
Stephen Miller, Chrump’s ghoulish top advisor – who our sources tell us is part
bat.
Next, we heard that the Secret Service detail surrounding
President Death had 11 members test positive.
The most recent member of the White House hot spot is Ivanka’s personal assistant. Who wants to bet that there is no mask wearing
and no social distancing allowed in the White House? Needless to say, you have the Orange Gas
Cloud spewing spit and unchewed food everywhere as he yells at everyone,
blaming them for his insane, incompetent bullshit. And who wants to bet that the coronavirus’
best friend must constantly be reminded that testing positive is not a good
thing?
In any event, now everyone around Chrump will be
tested daily. They should not be tested
every day until all Americans who need a test can get a test. Something President Death said was true over
two months ago. It was not true then –
not by a long shot – and it is not true now, still not be a long shot. Some people say it is important to protect
our leaders. They are wrong in this
case. In any case, it is important for
our leaders to protect the people. These
people are serial killers and should be treated as such.
Many people are running to the
coronavirus for help
When asked what he thought about the new Mrs. Miller testing
positive, the World’s Most Ignorant Man ruminated, “So, she tested positive out
of the blue. This is why the whole
concept of tests aren’t necessarily great; the tests are perfect but something
can happen between the test where it’s good then something happens and all of a
sudden she was tested very recently and tested negative and then today for some
reason she tested positive.”* whined that this proves testing is a waste of
time because one minute you test negative and then the next, you test positive
“for some reason.” For some reason
Americans have a president who is dumber than dirt. I hope someone figures out how that happened.
You would think a known germaphobe like Chrump would know to
protect his precious bodily fluids. You
would be much smarter than he is for thinking that, but you would also be,
pardon the expression, dead wrong.
I. Mangrey
reporting while socially distant. SERENITY NOW!!! (R.I.P. Jerry Stiller)
*Actual fucking quote…for some reason
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