May 4, 2020
Been either a bit under the weather (hopefully allergies),
lazy, and/or lost in Coronaville. As we muddle through each and every agonizing moment of Donald Chrump's metastasizing administration, I find myself misty-eyed for the days when we still had Dick Nixon to kick
around some more, back when we mused about Dick Cheney – drunk out of his mind,
hunting crippled birds – shooting a large, grown man in the face (a man who later apologized for being shot in the face), we take you
back to a time before Paying Attention was even a twinkle in anyone’s
fingertips and I. Mangrey could only shout his angst at the wind and rain and a few
unfortunate friends. Back when Cheneys and Bushes and Rumsfelds and Ashcrofts
roamed the Earth. Back before Twitter-crazed, orange-hued, mental defectives
could become president and suggest that people might ingest or inject toxic
disinfectants to kill a virus. And back before the novel coronavirus, thanks to the
very strong, powerful and relentless help of Donald Chrump, killed almost 70,000
Americans…so far – still taking 2-3,000/day – and with no sign of slowing down
any time soon.
Remember?
Ed Venture
Managing Editor, Paying Attention
Managing Editor, Paying Attention
Enjoy this
blast from the past…but keep your head down. Especially if there are a bunch of
assault-rifle-wielding “protesters” demanding to be infected with a deadly
virus so they can share it with you before gunning you down. Anyway, if you
have any spare time on your hands, first wash them properly, then sterilize
your keyboard and then read this blast from the past…
Haymarket, Kent State And Now This…
USSA
May 4, 2006
On the
anniversary of The Haymarket Tragedy of 1886, where the United States
government violently disrupted a peaceful union rally during a nation-wide
strike for an eight-hour workday – resulting in several dead American
civilians and the scape-goating/imprisoning of several innocent men (later
pardoned) and the Kent State Massacre of 1970, where the United States
government violently disrupted a peaceful student protest against the Vietnam
war – resulting in four American civilians dead and numerous wounded when
National Guardsmen opened fire on unarmed students, Dick Cheney decides to
massacre whatever semblance of world peace that may remain by leveling
self-righteous threats against Russia.
Shocking almost everyone in the reality-based world community,
Itchy-Trigger-Finger-Dick said, "In Russia today, opponents of reform are
seeking to reverse the gains of the last decade." Dick-Tator Cheney, the man who held
inappropriate secret meetings with oil reps who wrote our nation’s energy
policy, the man who led the charge to attack Iraq for no good reason
whatsoever, the man who repeatedly lied to the American public about a
make-believe relationship between bin Laden and Hussein, the man who vowed to
maintain America’s right to use torture, the man who oversaw the outing of
possibly our most important covert intelligence asset on Iranian nuclear issues
and of course the man who shot his very large, very old fundraising and hunting
buddy in the face, apparently mistaking him for a small, flightless bird while
in a drunken stupor that took 18 hours to recover from. (Although, luckily for
our nation’s security, the victim had the good sense to apologize once he was
able to remain upright again and promised never to do bird imitations while
sneaking up in front of a drunken man with a gun ever again.) This very same Dick is the man who now sees
fit to begin posturing to Russia that he has a thing or two to teach THEM about
democracy in the 21st Century.
Just when you think these guys can’t get any dumber…
President Doody
This
administration is desperate for the good old days right after 9/11 when many
Americans were filled with fear and loathing and willing to pretend that the
recently appointed president was a glorious leader who would deliver them from
evil with a crusade of freedom, bombing and torture. This joyride was short-lived when we all
found ourselves in a seemingly impromptu game of Three-country Monty. Awash in what to some was a sea of lies and
bullshit, we were suddenly being told that Osama bin Laden was in fact Saddam
Hussein and that America needed to immediately invade a country that had
nothing to do with our current Red Alert.
“Alright,” said most Americans, “you must know what you’re doing, even
though last week you swore to git bin Laden dead or alive.” Well, those days are gone now and the once
very popular, if not in fact elected president now has an approval rating somewhere
around that of syphilis.
This
unacceptable turn of events for a man who never looks at the polls calls for a
stunning and futile gesture that will make people fear and love him again. As if to prove that he never reads the polls
(or the Constitution, newspapers, history, or books of any kind for that
matter), President Pee Wee© sent his top henchman out to do his
talking for him. None other than
Dick-Tator Cheney has now been set loose on his first PR campaign since he shot
a grown man in the face. Apparently, Mr.
Cheney has not learned his lesson of when to overindulge in alcoholic beverages
safely. One can only hope that Cheney
was again out of his right mind when he accused Russia of backsliding on
democracy saying, "In many areas of civil society…from religion and the
news media to advocacy groups and political parties…the government has unfairly
and improperly restricted the rights of the people." Maybe he’s not drinking enough or perhaps
somebody has slipped some LSD into his whiskey.
As if he hadn’t said enough already, the crazed Veep went on to
flagrantly insult Russia saying, "No legitimate interest is served when
oil and gas become tools of intimidation or blackmail, either by supply
manipulation or attempts to monopolize transportation.” Somebody get this guy a mirror.
Vice President Strangelove
Strangely
enough, Russian President Vladimir Putin responded angrily, accusing Cheney of
risking the start of a new Cold War with such irresponsible comments. This of course is just what the Dick-Tator
ordered. He knows there is no way in
hell that his “boss’s” poll numbers can improve without a massive threat to
national security – real or imagined.
Since the Iran thing isn’t panning out the way they wanted, the Pee Wee
administration is desperately searching for an alternative dance partner for
the necessary threat of a new war in time for the upcoming mid-term
elections. Cheney, who cut his fangs on
Cold War politics obviously decided to go home with who brought him to this
dance.
Cheney of
course stands behind his comments, which he claims were carefully crafted, just
as he stood behind his shooting of a man in the face while hunting crippled
birds.
Thanks for
listening. Responsible comment invited.
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