May 13, 2020
Shameless Shithead #1: Fucking
Mike Pence
In the 1980s a number of states implemented laws making it a
crime to knowingly expose someone to HIV.
That is, if you tested positive for the virus and say, engaged in
unprotected sex with someone without telling them of your health status, you
could be charged with a felony and if found guilty, go to jail.
In the year of our pain 2020, we have top government officials
knowingly exposing people to another deadly virus in broad daylight. These individuals are shamelessly
jeopardizing the lives of others. Vice
President Death Mike Pence, for example, who has had extensive exposure to
numerous people who have tested positive for COVID-19, including his personal
press secretary, waltzed right up to a nursing home, unloaded boxes from a
truck for the cameras. Pence did this with
ungloved hands, and unmasked face. He
then placed the photo-op boxes at the entrance of the facility, thereby potentially
exposing residents and staff to the virus that he may or may not be carrying
right now. It is not known, but is
likely that Pence knew he had been in close contact with his COVID-19-positive
press secretary at the time. One would
be wise to assume the worst.
It is well accepted that asymptomatic people are one of the
most common ways this virus spreads. Pence
did not need to engage in unprotected sex with anyone in order to expose them
to COVID-19. Nonetheless he was
potentially fucking these people out of pure arrogance and malice. It seems that Chrump and Pence and their
fellow grovellers would rather err on the side of stupid than on the side of
caution. Especially when it comes to the
lives of American people making under six figures. Your tax dollars at work ladies and
gentlemen.
Shameless Shitheads #2-6:
Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch & Kavanaugh
Yesterday the Supreme(ly partisan and pro-corporate,
anti-democracy) Court heard oral arguments regarding the release of Donald
Chrump’s tax returns and bank records, and generally whether or not the United
States is a moronarchy. Chrump’s right,
in fact any president’s right to ignore congressional subpoenas, or to be
investigated for committing any crime – including, but not limited to, shooting
someone in broad daylight (think of it as a more personalized version of what
he’s been doing with the coronavirus) – has been denied by countless courts
across the land for several years now.
Not-so-useful idiot Clarence Thomas agonized over the idea
that it might happen that a president of the United States has committed so
many potentially criminal acts that addressing all of them in the courts could
interfere with said president’s ability to perform his constitutional
duties. Such a president, it would seem,
would clearly have determined that his job, rather than protecting and defending
the Constitution of the United States, was instead to abuse the Constitution
and do whatever the fuck he (or theoretically she) wanted. One would think that any president who was
that busy doing things that the courts deemed worthy of investigating, might be
better off not being president of the United States any longer. According to Uncle Thomas, one would be sadly
mistaken and should be protected against the people’s justice being brought to
bear. Our current president wouldn't know a constitutional duty if it grabbed him by the pussy.
After losing every single court battle everywhere, Chrump
finally gets to have his day in Supreme Court, which may already be politicized
beyond repair for a few decades. Chrump
and his army of tax-protecting lawyers claim that as president he completely
immune from any sort of scrutiny by anyone for any reason. How the highest court in the land has even
taken this case is beyond me. I’m not a
lawyer, but ask anyone – I have a very good brain and I probably know more
about law and the Constitution than, I would say, anyone has ever known. But, what do I know? We can only hope he is not completely immune
from absolutely everything, if you catch my virus…I mean drift.
Bruce Cockburn – Call it Democracy
I. Mangrey reporting with fingers crossed. Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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