Yule Be Sorry
December 14, 2021
The last guy to occupy (squat in?) the White House took up a staggering number of malignant mantles, perhaps none more vacuous than the ersatz “War on Christmas.” Considering all the hyper-real, dangerously consequential, not to mention personally incriminating events he labeled “hoax,” “witch hunt” and “fake news,” his pathetic, artificial lumbering onto the Fux News bandwagon for the fight to save Christmas from no one is particularly maddening.
Fux News’ fake Holiday Tree, which reportedly was meant to symbolize, peace,
Christmas and Hanukkah (Hanukkah?) was destroyed by an arsonist. Authorities
report the perp was a homeless man. (possibly pictured above)
Now, it seems some
of Turmp’s faithful fatheads have gone beyond the non-existent Christmas conflict,
preferring instead to turn Christmas into a war.
Here’s the loving Christmas
message from Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KillYou) and family:
What a lovely bunch of
coconuts.
But Wait, There’s Moron…
"You know, when I was running, 2016, Christmas was like you
couldn't say the word. I said the word. And I said we're going
to bring back Christmas, and we're going to be saying Christmas."
The Former Guy – pick a date; he has said this
hundreds of times including one week ago
Say Christmas...or else
If
nothing else, since the last guy, with his inane, insincere insistence on the
proper verbiage for public displays of seasonal greeting, was tossed out of
office, we can safely say “Happy Holidays” again. Though, one imagines there
are still an inordinate number of faux-faithful freaks (some of whom are clearly arming their children) who
would just as soon do you harm, should you dare be caught greeting anyone in a
way they determine to be insufficiently Merry Christmas-y and/or gun-y.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Holidays.
You're welcome.
What is your thought
for the holidays?
Two words: Bah. Humbug.
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