Sessions Is In Court

And, We’re Off to The Racists

The Land of Rotten
February 10, 2017

By now everyone has heard about whiny little Bitch McConnell and his all-white-boys choir voted to silence Elizabeth Warren on the floor of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King’s letter explaining Jefferson Session’s racism. Scott King’s letter was instrumental in keeping the virulent racist Sessions off the federal bench in 1986. Bitch McConnell popped his head out of his shell and invoked a never-used Senate rule that does not allow for that type of honesty on the floor of the Senate. McConnell’s soon-to-be immortal words, “She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted,” will echo through American history, which is already beginning to leave stupid white men in the dust. McConnell was wise to leave out the rest of his planned admonition, “She needs to return to her kitchen, take her shoes off and prepare a nice meal for her husband. She is obviously too old to be pregnant, but I won’t hold that against her.”

McConnell’s attack on Warren did not go so well

Elizabeth Warren was desperately trying to stop Alabama’s Jefferson Foghorn Leghorn Sessions from plopping his tiny, racist, 19th century ass down on the Attorney General’s seat. Stupid white men punished Warren, whose most egregious offense apparently was not having a penis, (several male colleagues later took up the mantel, each reading a section of the letter) and made her stand in the corner to think about what she had done. She did think about it and went right to work continuing her effort as best she could. Alas, it was not enough. Sessions was sworn-in as Attorney General, and immediately set about continuing Chrump’s fear-mongering lies about rising crime rates being a "dangerous permanent trend." This lie – I’m sorry, this alternative fact – contradicts FBI data indicating a long-term downward trend in crime rates. It is not our inner cities that need more policing, it is the denizens of our nation’s Capital. I expect our new Attorney General will be completely, and with malice of forethought, missing that point until he breathes his last breath.

Jeff Sessions confronts a voter of color

What’s a Few Massacres Between Friends

Earlier in the week Chrump’s Alternative Facts Czar, Kellyanne Conjob chided Chris Matthews about her boss’s boneheaded and deplorable Muslim ban by claiming Obama did the same thing (he did not) in response to the Bowling Green Massacre. She whined that, "Most people don’t know that because it [the Bowling Green Massacre] didn’t get covered." One reason it did not get covered – and this may or may not be relevant – is that no such event ever took place. Conjob claimed that her mention of the Bowling Green Massacre was an "honest mistake." In fact, there is nothing honest about Conjob, mistakes or otherwise. This is borne out by the fact that she brought up the same non-existent Bowling Green Massacre at least two other times before the Matthews interview. There were more casualties in the Alice’s Restaurant Massacre. Kellyanne really needs to get her alternative facts straight. Fortunately for her, competence is not a job requirement in Chrumpworld.

Conjob shrieks for the alternative president

Also earlier in the week, Chrump decided to go to Central Command and spend some time talking about how wonderful he is, how bigly he won the erection election and generally frightening the troops in person, "We had a wonderful election, didn't we?" he said. "I saw those numbers, and you like me, and I like you. That's the way it works." As we now know, there are some numbers Chrump likes and others that are real numbers. Never knowing when to STFU he added, "Let me recognize our great governor and a very good friend of mine, and somebody who endorsed me, that makes him a better friend of mine. You know, if they don't endorse, believe me, if you're ever in this position, it's never quite the same, OK? You can talk, but it never means the same." Fortunately, our troops are trained to withstand torture. I think it is good for our troops to know that their commander-in-chief is a narcissistic looney bird. What could it hurt?

I. Mangrey reporting.
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