The Professor and the Peabrain

Sometimes the Good Die Old

February 9, 2017

 

Many people - dozens, hundreds, possibly thousands - are saying that Donald Chrump has modeled himself after terrible people like Hitler, Musolini and Scott Baio. Rare footage of a recently departed well known figure in American history reveals a much more likely role model for Dear Leader. From the knee-length neckties, to the mind-twisting incoherence, to the vacant stares, to the uniquely coiffed “hair” style, to insisting he is the world’s foremost authority on every topic. Though I am loathe to associate this great man with the World's Foremost Ne’er-do-well, the man who said, "Sometimes, I forget what I'm talking about in the middle of a word," surely laid the groundwork for our new Chucklehead-in-chief. Ladies and gentlemen one of my long-time heroes, the original, the one and only World’s Foremost Authority...

This explains everything. Rest in peace, professor

Ed Venture
Editor, Paying Attention