February 8, 2017
Times like this make me wish I had majored in Poli-Sci-Fi. I did major in
political science for a semester. However, I never studied science fiction to
any degree. I never imagined there might be some sort of double major. In fact,
I never dreamt that there was any connection. What we are witnessing in 2017
is pure, unadulterated political science fiction in action.
Alec Baldwin, the Alternative Chrump
Every new
president has a honeymoon period, where they are given breathing room by the
opposition, and more importantly, by the public. Even Barack Obama, who was the
object of so much hatred and racism, was given a chance by much of the country
– in part because of the tremendous relief of finally jettisoning Bush/Cheney.
Not everyone took part in the Obama honeymoon. The racists did not budge an
inch and Senate Majority Leader and anti-government activist Mitch McConnell,
took a hard and disgraceful stand saying, “The single most important thing we
want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.” Chrump, not
having gotten America to sign a pre-nup, decided to junk the honeymoon and go
straight to the nasty loser-take-all divorce-from-hell.
Chrump has
achieved majority disapproval in record-smashing time. It took Reagan 772 days
to get there, Bush the First did it in 1336 days, Bush the Moron took 1205 (and
that was after letting 9/11 happen by ignoring his daily briefing warning it
was coming, and he was not even elected in the first place). The foreign-born
Muslim community organizer Obama (who I might remind you is a black man in
America – and president to boot) was on the plus side for 936 days. The Don
managed to get on America’s bad side in a mere 8 days. Now on day 20 Chrump has
built up a beautiful 12-point difference between his approval and disapproval
numbers: Approval – 42%; Disapproval – 54%. He has the best worst approval
rating for any new president. And he is clearly just getting warmed up.
Recently on
Fakes News, Bill O’Reilly questioned Chrump’s fondness for Putin, calling the
Russian strongman “a killer”. Chrump shrugged it off answering, “There’s a lot
of killers. We got a lot of killers. Well, you think our country’s so innocent?
You think our country’s so innocent?” Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the
president of the United States. Any takers? It seems that Vlad and Don had a
very nice chat – off the record, per Don’s wishes. Nixonian as Chrump is, at
least he knows when to turn off the recording equipment. Kudos Mein Furor.
Meanwhile, Chrump continues to parrot Putin’s talking points. He disparages
judges who dare to disagree with him while apologizing for a murderous
dictator…to whom he likely owes huge sums of money, and who may very well be
blackmailing him. There is no reason to think otherwise and there is no better
explanation for Chrump protecting Putin at every turn. This could all be cleared
up easily if he would just show us his birth certificate…I mean tax returns.
Acid trips were
never this freaky
Chrump
himself believes that laws are either there to protect him, or are simply a
nuisance to be ignored and ridiculed. To him the Constitution is nothing but a
word, at best a prop to be waved around in order to pretend he is one of us. He
has yet to be seen publicly groping the great document as he has done with our
nation’s flag. One cannot help but wonder what he does when he sees the Russian
flag.
Chrump dry-humps Old Glory
Fun Fact:
Did you know
that Chrump’s Assistant Communications Director for Surrogate Operations
(whatever the hell that is) Boris Epshteyn, came to this country in 1993 –
thanks to the Lautenberg Amendment, named for Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ). I’ll let
Boris finish the story for us: "... it was the Lautenberg Amendment ...
passed in 1990 [which] loosened the restriction on refugee states and thereby
allowed for tens of thousands of Jews like me from the former USSR to come to
America". Did I mention that Epshteyn was responsible for drafting
Chrump’s Holocaust Remembrance Day message? The one that purposely omitted any
mention of Jews? Well, did I?
I. Mangrey
reporting.
Mad in USA
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