Armaged Don

Dictator-On-Day-Ending-In-Y Don

March 17, 2025

I wish I could have the opportunity to interview Don #47, to pick his brain. It wouldn’t take very long to be sure. That’s why he so often says his own name – it’s one of the few things he still knows and can remember consistently. In any event, it would be an honor to spend some time with him. I’m sorry, I meant it would be a horror to spend time with him. As many people have said, the smell of him alone could cause permanent emotional and physical brain damage. I wonder if he would be offended if I wore a gas mask.

Trump’s plans for his time in office may seem a recipe for disaster for many if not most Americans, and possibly the death of our democracy. Make no mistake this will not be a case of involuntary manslaughter, like a drunk driver accidentally driving head-on into a family of five in their SUV – killing them all while he survives without a scratch. Or like a toddler picking up his ignorant father’s handgun and shooting a sibling in the head.

Nor will this be an issue of collateral damage.

No, this will have been premeditated murder in the first degree. Maybe not well-thought-out, and maybe not carried out quite as planned. But premeditated nonetheless. And since no one has had the guts or brains to invoke the 25^th Amendment against Donny Dementia when they had the myriad chances, he will not be able to claim he is not guilty by reason of insanity – temporary or otherwise.

The same premeditated murder is poised to be perpetrated by Don and fElon when it comes to detained immigrants, women unable to obtain health care because, well because they are women, and the countless impending deaths among airline passengers because Muskkk fired the FAA, and veterans unable to get medical care at the VA hospitals because Muskkk gutted the VA workforce. Not to mention the senior citizens who rely on Social Security for their only income, and those who rely on Medicaid for their only access to medical care. Many people in all these groups voted for Don #47 who campaigned on doing all these horrific things. So long, suckers. I would pity you, but oddly enough you aided and abetted your killer. For you, it is a murder/suicide pact. Enjoy.

Of course, most of these poor schmucks will have perished prior to the murder of our society, our democracy and our planet as carried out by Donald J. Trump. So maybe they are actually the lucky ones.

Don feels about the majority of Americans – who did not vote for him, ever – the same way he feels about the people of Ukraine. Putin hates ‘em so Don hates ‘em. And just as Don’s brutal murder of our economy and our democracy and us will not be accidental, his recent withdrawal of shared intelligence with Ukraine signals his intent to aid and abet Putin in the first-degree murder of the people and the country of Ukraine.

The purpose of the reality tv episode we witnessed when Don and VD pissed all over Zelenskyy in the Awful Oval Office comes into much clearer focus now. There can be no question as to the whole thing being staged – just like The Apprentice. It might not have been, as Don said once it was time to break from the tag-team tragedy for commercial, “great tv” but it did provide motive and opportunity should Don ever face justice for his latest crime against humanity. That and Don’s plan to deport thousands of Ukrainians back to their country as Don helps Russia bomb the living shit out of Ukraine with less resistance.

One wonders if Don will just sit back and fart up a storm when Putin launches his massive cyber-attack on America as the prelude to bombing the fuck out of us, once he has crippled whatever defenses Don has not already ordered to stand down.

Armaged Don

I. Mangrey reporting.
Things will get worse before they get much worse.