It Speaks

Yada, Yada, Yada

March 5, 2025

Good morning fellow mourners. Well, we gave you our preview, here's postview, the post mortem, if you will. Right now I feel like Ned Beatty's character in Deliverance after his "date" with those proto-Trump-voters in the woods.

Hopefully, you missed last night’s mouth-farting from Donald Dump. I was neither so lucky nor so smart. What follows is a brief, albeit painful recap of last night’s predictably horrifying, nauseatingly disingenuous, and impossibly vapid assault on America that was the most recent verbal shitstorm from Der Furor. We will endeavor to keep it short and sour.

On Don's way into the House Chamber, you remember, the one his quislings defiled in his name since he was last seen there, this happened:

Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-NM) had this extremely appropriate sign ripped
from her hands 20 seconds later by Russian asset Rep. Lance Gooden (R-TX)

Early in his screech, Don threatened all of America when he said of his new administration bringing in a new era of American non-democracy, pain and suffering for average Americans and a new golden age for billionaire oligarchs, “We are just getting started.”

Then of course, he bragged/lied about his great victory, after which the non-Russians in the room jeered causing the pro-Russia side of the aisle to for some reason chant “USA, USA, USA” presumably because they did not want to plagiarize Don’s constant chants of “Russia, Russia, Russia.” Then the little twerp/Speaker of the House got up on his hind legs and threatened the pro-democracy members to keep quiet or he would call the Seargent at Arms. Some anti-fascist members of Congress continued to express their displeasure which led to veteran Congressman Al Green being forcibly removed. Lucky him. Then Don compared himself to, as usual, George Washington. Yawn. Puke. Cry.

To summarize the next half hour, lies, mumbling, lies, bullshit, lies, more mumbling, hate speech, psychotic babbling, bragging about horrible policy moves, and more hate and more bullshit. Then he introduced fElon Muskkk who managed to put on a suit and not flash any Nazi salutes. Way to go migrant. Meanwhile, his little lap skunks – Vance and Johnson – yukked it up. Either that, or they were desperately trying not to choke on the fumes emanating from Stink Bomb Don, standing directly in front of them farting and shitting his pants for more than 90 minutes.

A dozen Democrats walked out in the middle of Don’s screech. Others simply stayed away. Thank you for your service.

Perhaps the highlight of the evening was when Dopey Don, without the slightest awareness of irony, or perhaps just the overarching confidence in the utter stupidity and ignorance of his cult members, said, “The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.” So what exactly the fuck are Clarence Thomas, Sam Alito, John Roberts and their co-conspirators. And oh yeah, wasn’t that un-elected bureaucrat with a fucking chainsaw standing back there because he’s to wired too sit?

For some reason he forgot to mention the current runaway costs of, I believe he called them groceries, or the diving Stock Market – two straight days of massive downturn immediately following Don’s stupid trade war. Don did not invite any of the families of children who recently died from measles, or any of the thousands and thousands of those whose lives he and Muskkk have ruined by needlessly firing critical government workers in their effort to tear everything asunder in service to America’s billionaires and the world’s dictators.

The House chamber will remain empty for the next few days while crews work around the clock to remove the literal and figurative stench left behind in any space occupied by the most disgusting smelling man on Earth.

Somewhere in Moscow, Putin and his cronies were partying like it was 1918. They couldn’t have asked for a better president…unless it was Vladimir Putin, but this will surely prove to be close enough.

We Won't Forget It Either, Dickface(s)

Then, on his way out the door, after the shithead finally stopped hitting the fan, this happened:

Don greets unelected bureaucrats after big screech

That’s all for now. We have a long, long, long way to go. There may or may not be light at the end of this tunnel.

I. Mangrey, nauseated to tears.