Ya Gotta Love It

March 21, 2025

Just saw Squealer of the House MAGA Mikey Johnson telling Fux viewers that “we’re gonna turn the economy around.” Yeah, he’s making a U-turn away from the greatest post-COVID economic recovery in the world, right back to the completely fucked up Trump economy that Biden repaired in a single term. Among the things Mikey got wrong is the fact that his dear leader has already turned the economy around without noticing the ROAD CLOSED/DO NOT ENTER sign meant to stop him before reaching the cliff just ahead – at top speed.

Halfway To Blackface…Or Is It Orangeface

The latest terribly tinted twit. When will he do the “hair”?

Is that shoe polish or did Mikey just pull his little head out of Don’s big ass? Whichever one it is, it needs a bit more pumpkin.

In case MAGA Mikey needs some help visualizing phase two of his Trumpy transition…

The only reason to be anti-transition

Lord Of The Files (And The Flies)

Mikey also told the most ill-informed, ignorant, gullible people on the planet – the Fux News audience – that “the adults are back in the room”. Funny analogy since everyone knows (with the likely exception of the Fux News audience) that fElon Muskkk populated his DOGE DOUCHE team with literal children, one of whom calls himself “Big Balls”. 

fElon and his army of “adults in the room”

As you might guess, Big Balls is currently senior advisor in the State Department and the Department of Homeland Security. He is also currently a 19-year-old high school graduate…or so he claims. My guess is Big Balls is a pathetic incel hacker who incidentally was fired from an intern job last year for allegedly leaking insider information to a rival company. I’m sure he has matured greatly since then. Also, labeling fElon as an adult is a grossly misleading proposition at best.

The head adult in the room

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*This is absolutely fucking true.

Ya gotta love it. Or else.