Monday, March 3, 2025

Secretary Of Snake Marco Rubio

Just Following Orders

March 3, 2025

Gutless worm, and Secretary of State temp Marco Rubio is desperately trying to explain away his boss’s (whose bloated soaked-diaper-drenched ass Rubio’s lips – in the picture below – are pursed to kiss) behavior during his Perfect Meeting with Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Awful Oval Office.

After the bad-cop-insane-cop debacle in the Oval Office, Rubio went on the TV to lie to the world. He apoplectically attempted to lie that his boss is simply trying to broker a peace deal asking, “What did we ever do to placate Putin?

Apparently Little-Brain Marco was absent that day when his boss called Zelenskyy “a dictator” (to be fair the boss also forgot he himself called the duly-elected-with-a-much-higher-approval-rating-than-Don “a dictator”) and praises Putin at every turn. Rubio must have also had his little brain turned off when his boss scolded Zelenskyy for starting the war with Russia.


Rubio looking like his dad just caught him jerking off in the kitchen

Rubio must have had his cranium emptied out during the bad-cop-insane-cop ambush of Zelenskyy, which is probably why he looked the deer that was lying face-up on the side of the road, waiting to be a meal for Brainworm Bobby, after staring at the oncoming headlights long enough to become roadkill. Something Volodymyr Zelenskyy is clearly unwilling to do.

Rubio joined the chorus of pols who previously lauded Zelenskyy for standing up to Putin – like spineless land-eel Lindsey Graham and dangerous dweeb Mike Johnson – and now demand he apologize for being scolded and yelled at by Trump and Vance. If anything, Zelenskyy should apologize to the American public for not spitting in Trump’s face when he had the chance. He would have been welcomed as a hero.

Others have weighed in on Don’s scripted performance against Zelenskyy. Russian Foreign Minister/spy Sergei Labrov (previously seen yukking it up with Don #45 shortly after Don’s first inauguration, where Don banned the American press but allowed Russians in the room) said “President Trump [his words, not mine] is the one using common sense and we like the way he’s acting.” Kremlin spokesagent Dmitri Peskov added his two rubles, “The new administration is rapidly changing all foreign policy configurations. This largely aligns with our vision.” For those of you keeping score at home, their ‘vision’ is reconstituting the Soviet Union including the complete take-over of Ukraine, et al.

One More Thing

Mostly-conservative political talking head Michael Smerconish reported the results of his online poll. It asked who bears the blame for the Don and Vance Oval Office ambush of Zelensky. Below are the results before anyone had a chance to ‘fix’ them:

Wow! Only 8% flunked common sense.

Mein Trumpf

Shortly after the 2024 election, close Putin ally Nikolai Patrushev was asked if Trump’s election would mean “positive changes from Russia’s point of view.” Patrushev answered: “To achieve success in the elections, Donald Trump relied on certain forces to which he has corresponding obligations. And as a responsible person, he will be obliged to fulfill them.”

As if anyone needed more proof of Don’s allegiances, his alcoholic secretary of defense, the dishonorable Nazi sympathizer Pete Hegseth has halted America’s offensive cyber operations against Moscow. This is claimed to be a bargaining chip in the “negotiation” for “peace” in Ukraine.

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*The secretary of state is considered the government’s top diplomat; Rubio is nothing more than a doormat.

I. Mangrey resisting.  

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