So Much To Do, So Little Time (Hopefully)

Dumbfuckenstein

March 13, 2025

You are all familiar with the Bucket List. Apparently, many people have a list of things they would like to do and see before they meet their demise. Beautiful places to visit, deeds to accomplish, feats of strength, people to meet. Not everyone generates such a list.

Don’s Fuck-it List

That’s not how Little Donny Trump rolls. He has already done and seen and gotten his tiny, perverted hands on so much more than he ever deserved. He has a different kind of list than most people.

It’s as though Dictator-On-Day-1-44(so far) Don knows he is terminal, and he wants to take us all down with him,) as he desperately tries to tick off everything on his Fuck-it List .

Pouty McFuckface perusing his Fuck-it List

Desperately demented and dangerous Donny wants to fuck up:

The planet.
The Constitution.
American democracy.
A free press.
Life.
Liberty.
The pursuit of happiness.
America’s economy.
Your children.
Your grandchildren.
Race relations.
Diversity.
Equity.
Inclusion.
Women’s health.
Our healthcare system.
Medical research.
Medicare.
Medicaid.
Social Security.
The Veterans Administration.
Science.
Consumer protection.
International aid.
American farmers.
American workers.
All non-white immigrants.
Poor people.
Egg prices.
Groceries.
Our domestic food supply.
Air traffic.
Law and order (not the show).
The Jew-dicial system (pretty sure that’s how he spells it).
The U.S. military.
The intelligence community...and quite literally, intelligence itself.
NATO.
America’s standing on the world stage.
Global security.
Mt. Rushmore.
Mt. Denali.

And, fuck you. (This one goes both ways.)

from the desk of Matt Wuerker

Don has a lot on his plate. He is a very busy little boy. Watch out.

Lastly, something we'd pay good money  to see: