Soon There Will Be Neither Literal Nor Colloquial Bread For Us
March 10, 2025
Der Furor has proposed a new “Strategic Grifto Currency Reserve” as his latest scam to make him and his fellow greed-heads more money. Lots more. By coincidence, the guy who bought Don’s presidency, Don himself, and his sort-of-live-in whore/wife each has their own personal grifto coin, which, besides eroding our planet’s life-support systems, is enriching each of them much more than any of them need, let alone deserve. All at the expense of all taxpayers and especially the weak-of-mind who continue investing in these greedy grifters who are laughing at them on their way to the bank.
Meanwhile, the new Fascist/Trump Party spending bill just
announced by Chuckie Johnson is designed to steal money from all American taxpayers
in order to provide a blank check make out to fElon Muskkk and Don Trump. Must be
that special Grifter Assistance Clause in Article II of the Constitution. It you
are unfamiliar with this particular codicil, that’s because it does not fucking
exist. This is simply robbery. We are all being held hostage and the perps are
more than willing to kill more than a few of us if their demands are not met.
(with his hench-skanks Marge & Lauren)
As one example of just where we are heading, let’s take the
Department of Veterans Affairs. Under Sleepy Joe Biden VA service was at an
all-time high as was the trust veterans had in the VA.
Under Speedy Donzales – who sleeps as much as sharks do; in
10 minute intervals – all this efficiency and goodwill has been stopped dead in
its tracks. You’re welcome veterans.
Stephen Colbert explained the DOGE motto thusly:
Also, under president DOGE these very stable geniuses and
incel tweens dumped critical nuclear employees, critical communicable disease
specialists – you know, while measles and bird flu are currently raging*,
critical FAA employees like air traffic controllers and safety specialists (in
the face of constant crashes and near misses, not to mention exploding Muskkk
rockets) , most of the IRS and Medicaid, and are in the process of purposely
crippling the Social Security Administration – maybe you’ve heard of it.
Oddly, 58% of Americans disapprove of summarily firing
thousands of essential government workers. Seventy-one percent of
18-34-year-olds say they disapprove of…wait for it…DOGE. One cannot help but
wonder how many of those disapprovers voted for the guy who said he was going to go
all DOGE on our asses all throughout his heinous,
convicted-felon-promising-to-dismantle-our-entire-system-of-government campaign
to fuck America. It had to be more than a few.
One could almost excuse the flagrant illegality and wanton
cruelty of the DOGE purge.** neither of these aspects of Muskkk’s final
solution for our government comes close to the sheer stupidity of his entire, I
want to say, operation.
Whatever else happens, we assume they will let us eat cake.
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*Did I mention they plan, if
they haven’t already done so, to destroy millions of COVID home tests just
waiting to be distributed for free to Americans, presumably the poor and
elderly.
**Not really, not even for argument’s sake. Hopefully it can be excused for the
sake of a joke, very briefly.
I. Mangrey reporting through the pain.
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