Fun Fuct For The Day – A New World Disorder

Further Adventures Of The Real Assholes Of Washington, DC

March 2, 2025

The Paying Attention™ motto:

Remember, things will get worse before they get much worse.

After Dictator Don’s administration made its position clear – siding with Saudi Arabia, North Korea and Russia at the United Nations, and then figuratively attempted to beat the living shit out of Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Oval Office, as detailed here yesterday – on the question of Ukraine, Don is licking his lips in hopes of winning the coveted Nobel War Prize.

"There was Donald Trump, a feral creature, a wobbling pile of human feces covered in makeup, yelling at a real president.”
       Keith Olbermann, responding to reports of a “shouting match”
       between Trump, Vance and Zelenskyy in the Oval Office

This disgraceful, unprecedented display places us squarely in what George WTF Bush called “the Axis of Evil”. As if that wasn’t pathetic and horrific enough, we’re not even the big, stinky cheese in this shitty souffle; that would be brutal dictator Putin’s Russia and/or Xi’s China. America is the new kid on the block, the weakling trying to pretend he’s one of the “cool kids” (i.e., fascist fucking assholes), and who is in the process of getting hazed and likely to get shoved in an abandoned gym locker just after the janitor leaves for the weekend.

To paraphrase a tune from the Broadway ironically-named hit Damn Yankees, “What Russia wants, Russia gets.”

Speaking somewhere to someone we can’t bother to research Der Furor croaked, “As I've said before, it's my hope that my greatest legacy, however, will be as a peacemaker and a unifier. I want to bring peace, not war.”

Yeah, piece-maker. To paraphrase Gil Scott-Heron, “A piece of Greenland, a piece of Panama, a piece or two of Canada, and a piece of Ukraine for my good friend Vlad over here.”

Raging Bullshit

Don claims he wants to end the war. As is always the case, he is completely and irrevocably full of what we regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, call shit. Don does not want to end the war. He wants what Puttin wants – to end Ukraine.

The behavior of Don and his literal #2 would have embarrassed and sickened Neville Chamberlain.

Howard Beale

Slava Ukraini

Was that not in fact fuct?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fuct For The Day.