Death By A Thousand Cuts

No Thanks

March 6, 2025

During the Shoutout at the Oval Corral, Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelenskyy was repeatedly castigated for not saying thank you for all the help he has received from this country since his country was invaded and subsequently brutally and criminally attacked over three years now. Naturally, the accusations are completely without merit, to say the least. For starters, Zelenskyy has thanked Americans – the American people – at least 33 times. Apparently, the finger-wagging, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging fraud Vance thought Zelenskyy should thank him for being a dick.

Also, you may recall that Don’s first impeachment – we have to say first because there was more than one – resulted from his “perfect phone call” attempting to extort the besieged Zelenskyy to fabricate dirt on Don’s then presidential challenger Joe Biden. Zelenskyy of course declined as nicely as possible, putting him on Don’s permanent shitlist.

Master of the perfect phone call

Zelenskyy, who has famously comported himself with tremendous courage, composure and huge cajónes…and pull-over shirts – unlike the two numbskulls who ambushed him during their perceived perfect meeting. Not to mention the other putz who, claiming to be a member of the press, berated Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit and tie for his figurative beating. At least Trump and Vance were sporting suits and ties – which after all, is probably the single most critical element in any attempt at diplomacy – while they lied and attacked their “guest”. Don was visibly upset when Zelenskyy said mean things about poor, misunderstood Vlad; you know, the guy who has, unprovoked, bombed the living fuck out of his country. Go figure.

Surely Putin always wears a suit and tie when ordering a rival to be poisoned or tossed out a window. Or ordering the invasion of another country because he wants to.

Speaking of dress codes and manners, fElon Muskkk – who has been busy dealing America a death by a thousand cuts – has never once said thank you to America for the billions and billions of dollars we the taxpayers have forked over, while all he does become richer and more irretrievably ensconced in the working of the nation that took in his immigrant ass. In fact Muskkk has actually made it his business to say fuck you to America. All the while prancing around the Oval Office in a…wait for it…t-shirt.

This is the only time we’ve seen the Ketamine Kid in a suit and tie:

Finally showing his love.

I. Mangrey reporting. Full disclosure: I’m wearing a t-shirt.