Satire Today, Satire Tomorrow, Satire Forever
March 7, 2025
Hmmm, satire. Now why didn't we think of that. From now on Paying Attention™ is going to up our game. We are quite confident that we can expand our repertoire to include that satire stuff. To that end we have hired an expert who will be providing private, custom-formulated workshops for our entire staff. Special segments on how to apply this satire to targets like Dictator-On-Day-1-39(so far, with no sign of letting up) Don, fElon Mush, every single Trump cabinet pick, and any number of treacherous cretins hell-bent on dismantling democracy in America. Unfortunately, we’re still having a bit of trouble sorting the satire from the sarcasm, partly because who-gives-a-fuck. But we are committed to doing better, or to being committed.
If only we hadn't been so hasty in eschewing that AI
stuff; it probably would have come in handy for the satire. But, a promise is a promise. For
some of us.
Shitting president Donald Dick and his billionaire owner fElon Muskkk just announced that they are going to pay a visit to Fort Knox to make sure all the gold is there. Muskkk plans to slash the amount of gold by 60%, telling our T. Doff “Much of this gold has been determined to be DEI and I’ll be confiscating it. I will be protecting the real gold for safe keeping until such time as I believe it will be safe from scumbags like me.”
They do not care what we say or do and they will not be easily deterred from their plan to take over the world.
They do not expect us to talk. They expect us to die.
Satirically,
I. Mangrey
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