The Urge To Purge

The Brutal And Brutally Stupid Regime Of Kim Jong Don

March 12, 2025

Loaded-Diaper Don has purged the highest echelons of the American military of its highest ranking officials (for racist and misogynistic reasons at best) as well as three top Judge Advocate Generals from the Army, Navy and Air Force, whose job it is to maintain the rule of law (something Don finds repulsive), so they won’t be “roadblocks to anything that happens” (like when Don wanted the military to shoot the legs of peaceful protesters while Don was waddling through DC to have his upside-down-Bible photo-op) while Dictator Don dismantles our government and our social order. All of this is just more of Project 2025 Fuck-it List, and Trump’s constant ‘What Would Hitler Do’ approach to taking control of this country.

Many former high-ranking military brass are running around with their hair on fire as Kim Jong Don removes highly qualified personnel from critical positions and eliminates those who would stand in the way of him and his flying monkeys perpetrating horrendous illegal acts against American citizens who dare even look the wrong way at Don’s autocratic assholery.

The latest book by Pulitzer Prize-winning reporters Philip Rucker and Carol Leonnig, A Very Stable Genius, reveals some new unsurprising, though no less unsettling tidbits about you-know-who. In 2017 Don asked then chief-of-staff, retired U.S. Marine Corps general John Kelly while in Hawai’i visiting the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor, “Hey, John, what’s this all about? What’s this a tour of?” Then there’s the time Don complained that the US constitution was like reading “a foreign language”. Well yeah, it’s in English.

Trump also once whined to Kelly that he wanted “the kind of generals Hitler had”.

Given all the above, Don likely had no idea exactly what Hitler’s generals did in the latter stages of WWII. Kelly attempted to explain it to his clueless boss, but it likely went in one ear and out his ass.

May he get his wish.

Il Douche redrawing the map of the world for his generals in better times

“First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin, then right next door to that is Red, White and Blueland – formerly Greenland, and just across the street from there we annex Canada, which borders Panama, who stole our canal when we weren't looking and when I wasn't your favorite, greatest president.”

Leonard Cohen - First We Take Manhattan

I. Mangrey reporting.