Knee-deep in the swamp
December 14, 2016
December 14, 2016
Chrump’s Self-Congratulatory
Masturbatory Misery Tour
Chrump continues to crisscross and double-cross the country
on his Self-Congratulatory Masturbatory Misery Tour. When not busy tweeting economically
and politically dangerous and/or idiotic drivel, or meeting with important
dignitaries like Kanye, the Electoral College-president-elect seems to be
continuing to campaign. He is probably testing the waters, which will soon be
undrinkable, for his 2020 “Just Give Me One More Chance To Make Amerika Great
Again Again - The First Four Years Were Obama’s Fault” campaign. He continues
to claim that he won the election in a landslide. This would be the first
landslide in political history where the winner of said landslide prevailed by
getting three million – or 2% - FEWER votes. Math and democracy are for losers.
Chrump’s continuing effort to destroy the very fabric of our
Constitution, our society and our planet continues apace as he fills his
cabinet with the most specifically inappropriate picks for each and every major
post with very few exceptions. It seems clear that there are several major
criteria for getting onto team Chrump. 1) have a history of at least
allegations of assaulting women, 2) be filthy rich and/or a multi-million dollar
donor to Chrump and/or a denizen of Goldman-Sacks with a greedy streak a mile
wide, 3) be a right-wing extremist, 4) be a Fux News alum, 5) believe at least
25 insane conspiracy theories, and/or 6) have a treasonous hard-on for Vladimir
Putin. Here are some more of Chrump’s picks for killing what George Washington
called The Great Experiment:
One Bad Apple Don't Spoil The Bunch, What About Twenty?
Linda MacMahon/Small Business Administration – World
Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. co-founder, anti-worker, anti-union, anti-small
business, hates paying her workers or giving them health insurance.
Chrump, Mr. Linda MacMahon and one black guy Chrump won’t f*#k with
Oh I almost forgot, MacMahon is a long-time business
associate of Chrump’s – going back to the 1980s – who happened to donate six
million dollars to a Chrump super PAC. MacMahon and her husband are the single
largest outside donors to the Trump Foundation to the tune of $5 million.
Chrump of course uses that money to buy paintings of himself and pay off
lawsuit settlements, which he says he never settles.
Chrump doing who-knows-what in the ring
Scott Pruitt/Environmental Protection Agency – Oklahoma attorney
general, pioneer in turning government over to corporate special interests, climate
science and regulation denier, who has spent most of his career fighting the EPA
(I guess he finally won) and who is so far up big oil’s ass that he bleeds
crude, joined other conservative AGs who sued to block Obama’s Clean Power Plan.
But it’s okay because Chrump met with Earth’s lobbyist Al Gore before
nominating Kill The Earth lobbyist Pruitt. There have been over 1,900
earthquakes in Pruitt’s home state in 2016 thanks in no small part to what I
will, with tremendous self-restraint, politely refer to as the resource
extraction industry. Luckily there’s only time for about 85 more this year. I’m
sure it will all stop in 2017.
Andy Puzder/Labor secretary – fast-food CEO, strongly opposes
a federal minimum wage. For some added spice, his then-wife accused him of
domestic abuse on at least two occasions in the mid-1980s. Earlier this year Puzder
waxed pathetic about replacing low-skill workers in a fully automated
restaurant in an interview with Business Insider, “They're always polite, they
always upsell, they never take a vacation, they never show up late, there's
never a slip-and-fall, or an age, sex, or race discrimination case,” he said of
the robots who might run his restaurants in the future. Really, who could blame
him for hating on all those greedy minimum-wagers, keeping that big money out
of the hands of their overlords incredibly wealthy CEOs.
Dr. Ben Carson/Housing and Urban Development – the sleepy
surgeon will ply his skill surgically separating poor people from the social
safety net.
Rex Tillerson/Secretary of State – current CEO of Exxon (you
may have heard of them) who has only ever worked for Exxon since the 1970s, introduced
to Chrump by ex-oil tanker Condoleezza Rice, personally awarded the Order of
Friendship medal, the highest honor given to non-Russian citizens by Vladimir
Putin in 2013 (at least it wasn’t last week), spent time at Putin’s vacation
home to sign a $500 billion deal between Exxon (who we now know deliberately
lied to the American people and Congress about climate change research since
the ‘70s) and a Russian-owned oil company but could not complete the deal
because of sanctions against Russia (who– according to the CIA and 16 other national
intelligence agencies – interfered with our presidential election in order to
get Chrump elected; congressional leaders were informed of this prior to
election day, but we were denied knowing about this prior to the election
because Mitch McConnell – whose wife “subsequently” got a cabinet appointment –
decided the American public did not have a right to know. Mitch McConnell, who
promised to obstruct a non-Russian-backed president from getting anything done
for eight effing years. That Mitch McConnell.)
Tillerson and friend…or is it lover
Anyone who thinks they can do business with this greedy,
morbidly-narcissistic despot – Chump, not Putin – (I’m talking to you Al Gore, et al) is dumber than
first-term Obama who thought he could find common ground with Republican’ts who
only wanted him dead and/or gone from day one, and never stopped.
According to Carl Bernstein, who knows a thing or two about
lying, sociopathic presidents said, “Richard Nixon was nothing in terms of
lying, compared to what we have seen from Donald Trump. What we have seen
throughout the campaign is pathological disdain for the truth, the kind of lie
and ease with lying that we have not seen before. Bernstein, who broke open the
Watergate cover-up added, “Trump lives and thrives in a fact-free environment.
No president, including Richard Nixon, has been so ignorant of fact and
disdains fact in the way this president-elect does, and it has something to do
with the growing sense of authoritarianism that he and his presidency are
projecting, and the danger of it is obvious, and he’s trying to make the
conduct of the press the issue, not his own conduct.”
To wit, Hair Chrump is preparing to purge the Energy
Department of anyone who has dared to engage in anything to do with science
and/or climate change remediation or clean energy. Energy Department officials
declined to provide any such information. Climate scientists are now busy with
the important business of copying all their data in fear it may be confiscated
or as they say in Russia – disappeared – by Chrump’s Climate Gestapo or other
anti-fact squads as they emerge in Chrump’s Grave New World.
Chrump takes aim at climate change and the environment
Speaking of
Soviet-style exploits Chrump has seen to it that all national parks – public
spaces – in the DC are unavailable to the Million Women’s March. Large portions
of the national mall and Pennsylvania Avenue, the Washington Monument and the
Lincoln Memorial will be open for the inauguration festivities, but will not be
available for protesters per Chrump’s demands. I am sure they will make available
some terrific “Free Speech Zones”, as delineated in the Constitution’s First
Amendment, “Congress shall make no law
respecting an establishment of religion with the possible exception of
Christianity, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof with the possible
exception of Islam; or abridging the freedom of speech of certain select
individuals, or of the dishonest press as long as they are saying the right
things; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble in certain arbitrarily
selected locales, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances so
long as there is no expectation of reply.
The
Cabinet of Contemptables is not full yet. Still plenty of space on the shelves.
Stay tuned for Rick “Oops” Perry at the
Department of Energee-whiz and lord knows what other 4 Watt bulbs to complete
the seep weep sweep. And with Perry
in charge at Energy, what could possibly go wrong, other than him swallowing
his own head?
I. Mangrey reporting. I’m so
tired. My mind is on the blink.
Mad in USA
Mad in USA
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