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December 13, 2016

Chrump promised all his alt-Reich followers that he would “drain the swamp.” Funny story: Chrump is not so much draining the swamp, just dosing it with orange dye and digging it deeper so it can hold more muck. It’s almost like everything he said on the campaign trail was a pathological lie. Longtime watchers of money in politics cannot recall any president in recent history who has filled a Cabinet with so many major donors. Paying Attention got an exclusive interview with The Swamp, “Mr. Chrump is simply disgusting. At least a swamp is a naturally occurring micro-environment. What the hell is Chrump? He commits crime, he’s a rapist. Sometimes, I assume, he’s not a horrible person, but I’m going to find out if there is some way I can drain the Chrump. It’s like lancing an infected boil. He makes a swamp look like a clear mountain spring. Definitely not the kind where they get Chrump Water. I am going to sue him for slander. That’s all for now, you can talk to my lawyer.”

Chrumpelstiltskin – the sociopathic imp of lore,
now president-elect of Amerika

While lying about something to an interviewer Chrumpelstiltskin said, "I never said that. What do I know? All I know is what I see on the internet. He started it!" Chrumpelstiltskin believes the craziest shit he sees on the internets. And he believes he can turn the fetid garbage in his head into gold. What he does not believe (besides facts in general) is anything that does not comport with the bull-goose-loony voices in his head. The most recent example being conclusive evidence that Russia was interfering with our election. Let me guess, if Russia had been tilting the playing field for Clinton, we would have seen the straw-turned-to-whatever-the-fuck-is-attached-to-his-head burst into flames. Twitter would have blown up a thousand times. Chrumpelstiltskin would have left the gold-encrusted safety of his apartment to whine on every talk show from here to Moscow.



Former CIA Acting Director, Mike Morell (George W. Bush’s CIA Briefer on 9/11) told Suzanne Kelly of The Cipher Brief, that Russia's interference in our general election process was [is?] "an existential threat to our way of life" and is the "political equivalent of 9/11." In response to a report signed onto by all 17 national intelligence agencies (Wow, they admit to having 17 intelligence agencies? I wouldn’t want to guess at the real number.) proving what Russia did during the election, and in light of the fact that Chrump is not bothering to get daily – or even weekly – security briefings his Royal Dumbass countered, “I don’t have to be told – you know, I’m, like, a smart person. I don’t have to be told the same thing and the same words every single day for the next eight years. It could be eight years – but eight years. I don’t need that.” Yes, he is like a smart person; the only real difference is that he is an idiot. He is like an idiot savant, without any savant. The last “president” who decided to ignore CIA intel was George W. Bush on August 4, 2001, or if you prefer, Dick Cheney after September 2001 when he created his own super-secret CIA to tell him what he wanted to hear so he could invade Iraq for Halliburton. The bottom line is no one should be the least bit surprised that Chrump is opposed to intelligence for reasons too ridiculously obvious to even bother hinting at or jesting about.

Hyperbole? Only time will tell…
We should know fairly soon. 

I. Mangrey reporting.
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