December 2,
2016
Presidential Chrump
“At the
right time, I will be so presidential you will be so bored,” Trump assured us
back in April, when the notion seemed fanciful. “I know when to be
presidential.” What he seems not to know is anything about democracy, law, or any
part of the Constitution other than the last 13 words of the Second Amendment –
or Two Amendment as he calls it. According to John Cleese, “It looks as though
Trump is assembling the crew for a pirate ship,” as most of Amerika can only
look on with horror as opposed to November 8th when most of America
looked on with stupid and managed to give Cap’n Chrump an Electoral College
victory.
Almost every
single person Chrump has nominated or appointed for positions in his
administration seems like the worst possible choice for their respective posts.
Chrump’s motto is clearly “A fox in every hen house.”
Free-Floating
Fascist Fucks
Reince Priebus/Chief of Staff – weasly wimp and party hack who will unsuccessfully attempt to keep Chrump from being a complete whack-job, but will be beaten to a pulp (at least figuratively) by Stephen Bannon. (ßclick here, scroll down if you dare)
Reince Priebus/Chief of Staff – weasly wimp and party hack who will unsuccessfully attempt to keep Chrump from being a complete whack-job, but will be beaten to a pulp (at least figuratively) by Stephen Bannon. (ßclick here, scroll down if you dare)
Tom Price/Health and Human Services – wants to gut Medicare,
Medicaid, etc., kill Planned Parenthood (thinks employers should be allowed to
fire women who use birth control or had an abortion) and kill Obama care – he
crafted legislation to kill it over 60 times – what’s the definition of
insanity again?
Jefferson Beauregaurd Sessions
III/Attorney General – racist prick, hates voting rights, prosecuted African
Americans for voting, opposes all immigration, and is a climate denier
Betsy DeVos/Education – another
billionaire who wants to rid the world of public schools and refused to pay her
local school taxes, has zero experience in the classroom, sister of mercenary
company Blackwater CEO Erik Prince
Michael Flynn/National Security
Advisor – “Fear of Muslims is RATIONAL.” Crazed liar and hate monger – great
fit for FPOTUS Chrump; more on this flaming asshole later
KT McFarland/Deputy National Security Advisor – ex-Fux News
mouthpiece who outed her gay brother to their parents while he was dying of
HIV/AIDS
Nikki Haley/Ambassador to UN –
Clueless, with zero foreign policy experience, likely brought in to show Chrump
can hire a woman who won’t mind having her pussy grabbed by FPOTUS; this could
have been much worse: John Bolton for example.
Elaine Chao/Transportation - labor
secretary under George W. Bush, married to Mitch Fucking McConnell
Steve Mnuchin/Treasury – billionaire, ex-Goldman
Sachs denizen, hedge fund manager, whose operation was known as a foreclosure
machine, tossing some 35,000 homeowners out into the streets while making a
fortune for himself – Chrump’s former finance chief put in charge of our
treasury by the guy who railed against Hillary Clinton for getting paid to give
speeches to Mnuchin et al.
And his
latest…
Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis/Secretary
of Defense – obviously selected on the strength of his nickname, which Chrump
loves
Where does
he find these people? FPresident-Elect Chrump was spotted in Central Park
between 2:00 and 4:00 in the morning consulting with several homeless
individuals, apparently seeking their advice on filling cabinet posts. Chump
likes the homeless because like him they often consult with themselves on
important matters. We are still waiting for their suggestions to be tweeted
into the public record. You might be a member of the Chrump administration and
not even know it.
Although
most of the discussions could not be heard, one witness heard Chrump repeatedly
yelling, “I won the popular vote! I won the popular vote!” to no one in
particular.
Chrump
promised he would “drain the swamp”. Another example of the man with the best
words not having the slightest clue what any of them mean. Not ‘drain’, not
‘swamp’ not ‘the’. Or, could it be that he has just been lying the whole time
and he is a greedy, narcissistic conman and improperly sedated mental patient?
So far, so
Chrump.
I. Mangrey
and N. Schock reporting. Jane, stop this crazy thing.
Mad in USA
Mad in USA
I love John Cleese. Hey, oh wait, Monty Python is a bunch of furinors. So much for them in the cabinet.
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