A Pause in The Disaster

A Very Busy Man

December 14, 2016

Presi-don’t-elect Don Chrump (R-Russia) says he is too busy filling his cabinet with the worst-of-the-worst to hold a press conference. He promised to speak to the press, and theoretically the Amerikan public about his endless – potentially dangerous and treasonous – conflicts of interest. Surprisingly – only to Mr. Chrump – he cancelled the event, claiming he was too busy while simultaneously managing to squeeze in a multi-city Self-Congratulatory Masturbatory Misery Tour. Too busy to talk to the press or any part of the public not frothing at the mouth about having elected the most disliked, distrusted, incompetent, disinterested creature to ever run for the highest office in the land. And what do you know, now Chrumpenstein has managed to find enough time to fit in an emergency meeting with fellow narcissist/asshole Kanye Waste (I think that’s how it’s spelled). This meeting, which must have been absolutely critical to the transition of power over to Russia, was hastily scheduled and no official details have been forthcoming. Our sources say that both men spoke for approximately 30 minutes…at the same time. There was unsurprisingly no listening done, just a half hour of two men talking, with absolute disregard for the other man in the room. As it should be, though many remain curious about the purpose of the “meeting” of the mines. I’m not sure if Kanye oranged his hair before the meeting, to get the meeting or if Chrump’s stuff rubbed off on him.

The funny thing is, a huge majority of Americans wish he would stop filling his Cabinet From Hell.

Pouty McFuckface and Kanye Worst (I think that’s how it’s spelled)

 

Don Chrump is nothing if not a cagey conman. He figured bringing an unlikely celebrity (no other musician will have anything to do with the Orange Gas Cloud, let alone consider performing at his inaugural) to his tower would distract the easily distracted Amerikan public from the day’s big news – that the Turkish PM was trying to influence US foreign policy by threatening Chrump’s business dealings in Turkey. Nobody could have anticipated such a thing happening, with the possible exception of just about everyone.

So Let Me Get This Straight

Vladimir Putin is personally hacking Amerika – not just Democrats, Republican’ts, elections, probably the antiquated power grid and who knows what else. He doesn’t have to bother hacking Chrump since Don doesn’t even know how to use a computer. And everything that passes through the tabula rasa between his ears ends up on Twitter or simply shouted maniacally in public. Given this new information I would have to say that Putin is a much stronger leader than Hair Chrump. The guy who flogged the birther bullshit is practically doing the Full Lewinski with Putin and he gets offended when anyone comments on it.

I. Mangrey reporting.
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