Just So We Are Clear

Here’s Shit in Your Eye

November 3, 2018

“Well, I try. I do try ... and I always want to tell the truth. When I can, I tell the truth. And sometimes it turns out to be where something happens that’s different or there’s a change, but I always like to be truthful.”
        Donald J. Trump, lying to ABC’s Jonathan Karl October 31, 2018

But he simply cannot tell the truth.  Even when he tries.  Which he never does.  Never.  In fact, Chrump logged over 5,000 lies in his first 601 days as prezident.  He publicly made 125 false or misleading statements in one single day – in a period of time that totaled only about 120 minutes.  It was his best day of lying so far, but we all know he can do better.  Chrump does not want to tell the truth, he does not like to tell the truth.  He wouldn’t know the truth if it was helping to keep his “hair” in place.

With the 2018 midterm elections just three days from now, many people believe it is really Donald Chrump who is up for election.  No one believes this more than Donald Chrump.  He is staggering around the country, holding rallies for various candidates, though his most frequent line of enticement is, “A vote for (fill in candidate’s name) is a vote for ME.  ME!”  What many current presidents do not know is that there ain’t no Electoral College victories in store this time around.  In any event, it might be good to recap just who Chrump is.

Chrump’s enemies: the CIA, the FBI, Robert Mueller, the Fed, Michael Cohen (his ex-attorney), Paul Manafort (his ex-campaign chairman), Rick Gates (his ex-deputy campaign chairman), Stormy Daniels (his ex-sex partner), Jeff Sessions (his hand-picked, soon-to-be-ex Attorney General).  Also, Canada, Mexico, the United States Constitution, the Earth, the truth, the non-Fux News media, geography, science, women, black folks, brown folks, Eric Chrump, the popular vote, hair, objective reality.

Chrump’s friends: giant tax cuts for the rich, Fux News, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, Ivanka, Jared Kushner, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (the Jared Kushner of Saudi Arabia), Roy Moore, Joe Arpaio, Sean Hannity, Nazis, racists, more giant tax cuts for the rich, alleged rapists, actual rapists, very large crowds of brainless sycophants who applaud every word he says even though they understand none of it.

Right now King Chrump is standing up for the Saudis as they figure out how to manage the brutal torture, murder, decapitation and disposal of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who disappeared from the Saudi consulate in Turkey.  Chrump compared the Saudis to Bart Kavanaugh saying, Well, I think we have to find out what happened first. You know, here we go again with, you know, you're guilty until proven innocent. I don't like that. We just went through that with Justice Kavanaugh. And he was innocent all the way.”  Brilliant equivalence ya dum fuk.  Der Furor added, “And Saudi Arabia…they’ve been a great ally, to ME.” 

Funny thing though, we do not know if Kavanaugh was innocent, since he was never proven to be anything but a foregone conclusion for the Supreme Court.  His case has not gone in front of a judge and/or jury.  He was not even investigated by the FBI.  They talked to a few of his friends who said they like him just fine.  Case ignored.  We do not yet know if he did what Christine Blasey Ford alleged.  The Saudis on the other hand, still have to explain away their little 15-man mission in Turkey.  Although, with Chrump’s help, they are well on their way to sweeping this whole unfortunate affair under Chrump’s rug.

Chrump said of the cover-up by the Saudis trying to spin their recent murder/decapitation, "They had a very bad original concept, it was carried out poorly and the cover-up was the worst in the history of cover-ups.”  He may have added, “This was the worst cover-up since Don, Jr.’s Chrump Tower meeting with the Russians.  Remember all the stories we made up and lies we told?  They had a very bad original concept and it was carried out poorly.”  Many people are saying, and they should know better than anyone, that this Saudi/Chrump cover-up is even more pathetic than that stuff covering up Chrump’s empty head.

The reason Chrump says the Saudis have been a great ally to him?  Crump has been up to his bloodshot little eyeballs in Saudi money for decades.  In 1991 some Saudis bailed him out, buying a yacht for $20M; in 1995 the Saudi government bought a floor of Chrump Global Tower across from the United Nations for $4.5M.  Today, the Saudis continue to pour money into Chrump’s pockets by staying at his hotels.  And as we all have seen, Chrump prefers gold plated housing that would make a Saudi prince blush, to the dump he is now calling home.  For his part, Chrump explored building a hotel in Saudi Arabia during the campaign.  And of course, the Saudis offered to help get Chrump elected.  Or maybe that was some kid sitting on his bed who weighs 400 pounds.  Like Chrump.

I am certain that the Saudis could not be happier.  They have rarely had to answer to the United States for their outrageous transgressions.  Two modern-day administrations illustrate this point better than all the rest.  The Bush family was giving them blow jobs (Possibly not literally, but who can say for sure?) for decades, including spiriting members of the royal family out of America on September 12, 2001.  And instead of going after the country (Saudi Arabia) whose people perpetrated the 9/11 attacks, Bush, Jr. went into Afghanistan, where our troops continue to die to this day (and then of course, Iraq).  The Chrump family, decided they would prefer to have at the Saudi’s other end, and are kissing so much Saudi ass their lips are cracked and peeling off, and Donald’s dentures keep coming loose.  But this does not seem to be slowing them down in the least.

“Saudi Arabia, hazanega (sic), I like the Saudis they’re very nice, I make a lot
of money with them.  They buy all sorts of my stuff.  All kinds of toys from Trump. 
They pay me millions and hundreds of millions.”
Donald Trump July 21, 2015

“Saudi Arabia, and I get along great with all of ‘em.  They buy apartments
from me, they spend forty million, fifty million.  Am I supposed to dislike ‘em? 
I like ‘em very much.”
Donald Trump August 21, 2015

There is much talk of sanctions in the context of foreign policy.  Sanctions on Iran.  (No) sanctions on Russia (depending on who you talk to).  Sanctions on North Korea…or not, after all, Kim said very nice things about Chrump.  Republican’ts should be imposing sanctions on Donald Chrump.  Either that or we need to impose sanctions on them.  Maybe we will do it at the polls next week.

I. Mangrey resisting.