November 6, 2018
Fight of For The
Century
A yuuuuuge fight has been brewing for over three years now
(forever really, but for our current purposes, three years), the latest fight
for the soul of America. The Patriots
versus the Loyalists and the British.
America versus the Confederacy. Bush
v. Gore. Citizens United v. Federal
Election Commission. The Philadelphia EAGLES
versus the New England Patriots. The New
American Patriots versus Chrump and the Russians.
The time for bluster is ended. America stepped in a very messy pile of shit
and is now desperately trying to scrape off the ejectamentum before it dries to
a suffocating crust. We have a massive waddling
poop emoji for a prezident.
Already this morning the arena is filling to what passes for
capacity to witness the Battle of The Ballot.
The Grouse for The House. The
Jump to Dump The Chrump. Two combatants
will enter the ring, one will exit the ring having regained what is rightfully
his, the other will exit the ring to begin his inevitable descent into the
dustbin of history. From boxing ring to
ballot box to oblivion. Experts say America’s
Vichy prezident will go down in the third round. They have been wrong before.
Will it be a Blue Wave or a Red Tide?
Uncle Sam is ready to end this fight. Everyone but his opponent can see the
haymaker coming. Chrump floats like a slug,
and stings like a worm. He will not
finish the fight on his feet.
Put up your tiny little dukes dipshit.
My name is Sam. You killed my country. Prepare to die.
from The Princess Bride
Make sure you get to your
local voting parlor and place your vote before the voting window closes. This fight could be over before it begins.
These machines kill fascists
*Possibly ‘and’, but I’m trying to remain positive
7:04am, VOTING ACCOMPLISHED
I. Mangrey, suffragette.
Musical interlude…
Bruce Cockburn – Call it
Democracy
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